✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻Savan @savanboban

Trying to make parenthood funny one tweet at a time, even if it isn’t always funny! I Instagram too: https://t.co/BpFgYBJJ1g x.com/search?q=from:… Utah, USA Joined January 2013

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The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight

5 years ago

[serious] What has been the biggest reveal of your life thus far? I.e. your best friend was cat fishing your dad, your grandpa was the BTK killer, etc.

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KHAM 🇬🇾 @khamraps

5 years ago

Forgot to post this here as well. Arrest the cops who MURDERED #BreonnaTalyor

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Be A King @BerniceKing

5 years ago

Today is #BreonnaTaylor’s birthday. #SayHerName. Think of and pray for those closest to her. Dedicate time to work for #JusticeforBreonnaTaylor. Here’s how. RT. Share.

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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact

5 years ago

‘She wielded that weapon of white supremacy.’ — @baratunde is reading Amy Cooper for exactly who she is and what she represents

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Dan Amira @DanAmira

5 years ago

REAL men don’t need a MASK when we go to the store because we’re not SCARED. All we need is an ASSAULT RIFLE and maybe a ROCKET LAUNCHER in case the YOGURT tries anything STUPID

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Anthony O'Shaughnessy @anthonyshock

6 years ago

I've been feeding the old man next door for about a month now. I ring him before I make dinner so I know to make extra. I just called to let him know what I'm making tonight: Broccoli Parmesan Farfalle and Lime-Frosted Carrot Cake. 'I look forward to this every day' he said.

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Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n

6 years ago

i wear a mask for my grandfather

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Ian Fields, MD, MCR @eeyanmiller

6 years ago

My mind has experienced a totally bizarre frame shift. Watching TV shows filmed months/years ago and wondering why people are out of the house and not social distancing. Bizarre. Will this be the new normal?

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Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl

6 years ago

What use is a husband, if you can’t talk about every single thing that pops into your head at every given moment for the entire quarantine?

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♡ 𝐃 𝐀 𝐍 𝐈 𝐄 𝐋 𝐋 𝐄 @_danthemanx

6 years ago

china are lifting their isolation on the 8th of april, it was enforced on the 23rd january, and people really believe we’re gonna be out in 3 weeks🙃

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ML Brennan @BrennanML

6 years ago

I think what I'd really like right now is a cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker a lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's a super hot grandson who has to drive them around.

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Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

6 years ago

me: [styling the boys hair] 7: are we going somewhere or something? me: haha no i'm just tired of looking at ya ugly hair

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Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton

6 years ago

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

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Marcy G @BunAndLeggings

6 years ago

I'm kinda getting used to this new life style. No bra, no makeup, no shaving, no doing my hair, no pants. We're all gonna come out of quarantine looking like yetis.