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Scotty KM @scottykyzer

Former New Yorker and research biochemist. Now working in healthcare IT in Wisconsin. skatea.net Fitchburg, WI Joined October 2009
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Aaron @jerkfacedog

6 years ago

@MollyBeck @GovEvers Those four justices should be forced to serve as poll workers.

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UoB LGBTQ+ Society @LGBTplusBristol

11 years ago

We're putting these on the walls of all the bathrooms on campus! @everydaytrans Will you retweet? #transawarebristol

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Scotty KM @scottykyzer

13 years ago

I'm in line for the drive-thru. I'm behind, and in front of, an Audi. 3 in a row, do I win a free latte? #starbucksslots

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Ben Gleib @bengleib

13 years ago

I'm leaving my home with my phone at 56%. I may as well cut off one of my legs.

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Dan Levy @danlevy

13 years ago

Things in LA you can always overhear people talking about: traffic and gluten.

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Ellen Barkin @EllenBarkin

13 years ago

Dontcha love that Coca Cola sued the Kochs in 2010 for damaging their brand by the way the (mis)pronounce their own name.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

13 years ago

"'Grammar' and 'glamour' share an etymology in the Scots word for 'magic.'" -- Ange Mlinko

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Jonathan Woolums🗽 @JsXtm

13 years ago

I hate stupid anal password requirements. Why can't I have more than 15 characters? Why do I need a special character?

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Geekologie @geekologiefeed

13 years ago

So, It's Come To This: The Nyan Cat Hoodie dlvr.it/2dpCxv

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Sarah Colonna @sarahcolonna

13 years ago

My life was so empty before I had the use of all these iPhone emoticons. 💃

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Cat Food Breath @CatFoodBreath

13 years ago

Dear Santa: pay no attention to that loud crashing noise. It does not imply naughtiness. #occupytree

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DontHateTheGeek @DontHateTheGeek

13 years ago

Wanna know how I got the scarves...lol #batman #geek

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

13 years ago

Twitter break over! So, because Elmo molested Gen. Petraeus, Israel stopped making Twinkies? Is that what I missed?

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Cat Food Breath @CatFoodBreath

13 years ago

cat haiku: Oh, is this your chair?/ I thought it was quite vacant/ You may sit elsewhere.

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Scotty KM @scottykyzer

13 years ago

#helpful RT @yngCZ: Parking tickets in Portland, Maine have maps showing the locations of public parking garages. #PassiveAggressiveMuch

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Dan Levy @danlevy

13 years ago

I have more cups in my bedroom than in my kitchen.

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DontHateTheGeek @DontHateTheGeek

13 years ago

Now that's a race... #avp

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DontHateTheGeek @DontHateTheGeek

13 years ago

Console hijinks....

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Audi USA @Audi

13 years ago

Yeah, that works RT @matthewhendriks: it's not instagram, but how about this one of my S4?! twitpic.com/aoqmmn

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Reddit for Flipboard @redditflipboard

13 years ago

Thought I would use this opportunity to shout out a big THANK YOU to Microsoft. [r/gaming] bit.ly/Q8yQUr #reddit #flipboard

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