Sam Lay @sdlay2
Life's too short and so am I Joined November 2012-
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Who called it a wolf in sheep’s clothing and not a woolf?
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How does the fire know to exit at those specific doors?
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If you ever want to see a sat nav lose its shit take it on a train
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A fedora is an ideal gift for people who like to make their presents felt.
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. On average it was ok.
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Brilliant.
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Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me. All three said “no”.
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murderer: run if you want to live me: *starts sprinting* murderer: not like toward me tho
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Updated building material PL goal charts: Stone(s) 26 ⬆️Wood 17 Cork 13 Glass 7 Granit 6
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Who called them creationists and not primate change deniers?
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"I see my assassins failed." -how I'm going to greet people from now on
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Somebody asked for 7 cushions. Enjoy😎. @andygoldstein05 @WorldSnooker @Eurosport_UK #HomeNations #blacktoyellow
Any time 😘 (As long as you never change the password)
Any time 😘 (As long as you never change the password)
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Glentoran vs Linfield is on Sky. Or, to give it its proper name:
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