Sean Lance @seanlance77

Your performative faux outrage is more entertaining than 'Shakespeare In The Park'. Show me on the doll where my words hurt you. Pekin, IL 61554 Joined March 2010

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

2 days ago

How to help a child understand socialism: "I'm going to have you help me clean out the garage. It's going to take the entire weekend, probably 10 to 12 hours each day. Your brother is going to watch us work and do nothing to help us. Afterward, I'm going to give you $20, take $19…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

4 days ago

If you pull someone over and ask them to perform field sobriety tests, and they pass, then you ask them to blow into the breathalyzer, and they pass, but you still arrest them for DUI and have them blood tested, then the tests come back negative for any intoxicating substances,…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

5 days ago

If you still have no idea what the 2nd Amendment is all about, watch this video. youtube.com/watch?v=lLAHLi…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

6 days ago

Let me be completely, totally, transparently, crystal clear. If you shoot a kid for playing "ding-dong-ditch", you deserve to be sentenced to a place where you'll have your ass kicked on a regular basis, your showers are always cold, there's no AC in the summer and minimal heat…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

a week ago

Once again, I find myself hoping @NintendoAmerica goes tits-up, along with the entire global operation. What a bunch of anti-consumer motherfuckers they've become. youtube.com/watch?v=Lh9gnk…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

2 weeks ago

It's heartbreaking to see the UK in the throes of self-destruction. They're jailing little girls for defending themselves from rapists and allowing invading hoards to take over huge swathes of their cities. The good people of Great Britain need to embrace their Celtic warrior…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

2 weeks ago

Let's take a moment to remember Evelyn Beatrice Hall, who famously wrote in her book "Friends of Voltaire", "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it". This is the most succinct and accurate description of the principle of free speech.…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

2 weeks ago

I'm still waiting to stop being taxed on overtime. Not just the piddly-ass "half" part of time-and-a-half, but ZERO taxes on ANY part of my paycheck after 40 hours in a single week.

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

2 weeks ago

I think it's awfully hypocritical of @SteaknShake to throw shade at Cracker Barrel when I still can't get someone to bring a goddamn steakburger to my table. You know, like a TRADITIONAL Steak 'N Shake restaurant. That's why I don't go to Steak 'N Shake anymore. They took out…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

2 weeks ago

Whoever it was in Commiefornia, who gave Harjinder Singh his CDL, should be charged with a federal felony. The guy FAILED THE TEST and still got his license, then went out and killed 3 people. Gov. George Ryan went to prison for stuff like that. I think the DOT should execute…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

2 weeks ago

Tell us, @CAgovernor, how does it feel to know your policies have killed 3 innocent people? I can guess it doesn't affect you much at all, because you don't care WHO your policies kill or hurt. As long as you can achieve some benefit, you're perfectly willing to have innocent…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

2 weeks ago

Commiefornia doesn't have the numbers to redistrict 5 new Democrat seats. I really do enjoy watching them grasp at those straws, though.

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

3 weeks ago

I really hope Arthur Engoron becomes a real estate agent after he gets disbarred. He's known for undervaluing properties by more than 25X. THAT'S the guy I want selling me real estate.

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

3 weeks ago

So, it turns out it's unconstitutional to fine a person half a billion dollars. Who would have ever guessed that one? Oh, that's right... I DID! 😆

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

3 weeks ago

If you're thinking about SWATTING someone, please think about the consequences you're going to face. Swatters almost ALWAYS get caught, eventually. Those in this nation and those in nations with whom we have extradition agreements will be arrested and charged. If someone dies as…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

3 weeks ago

I'm very happy to see continued sluggish sales of the Switch 2. @NintendoAmerica deserves it for their heavy-handed, anti-consumer, anti-ownership behavior. I certainly won't buy one for myself or any of the kids in my family.

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

3 weeks ago

I used to think, "One day, when anyone can access any information they desire in an instant, we can finally move our population toward true enlightenment, and we'll live in a society steeped in knowledge and wisdom". It seems I have grossly underestimated the power of human…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

3 weeks ago

Abolish income taxes NOW. I shouldn't be taxed on what I'm paid. The government has never done anything to warrant such privilege. The government has NEVER helped me EARN a single dime of my money, so they don't deserve to take a piece of what I labored to acquire. They're…

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Sean Lance @seanlance77

3 weeks ago

If you think the Big Beautiful Bill includes "No Tax On Overtime", think again. While OVERTIME is money earned beyond 40 hours for the week, the "exemption" is only for the "HALF" portion of "Time and a half". So, it's not, "No Tax On Overtime", it's "Slightly Reduced Tax On…