Infosec Reactions @sec_reactions
When words aren't enough, say it with memes. Curated by @aloria and @DAkacki. Joined August 2012-
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99% of software testing is like "Is it delivering gas to the vehicle? Then unit tests passed!" and security is on the periphery like, "umm, no..."
Running EDR on top of antivirus software...
When you tell Windows 10 to “reboot later” too many times vine.co/v/iHWJli5lzuh
Whenever I hear any vendor talk about how they use Machine Learning.
Whenever I hear any vendor talk about how they use Machine Learning.
The things I do for memes.
When that incident response ends up being a false positive...
When that "analyst turned management" type wants to show off their skills to say "I'm still in the game"...
Privilege escalation leads to data theft
Users racing to click on the "first five responses win a free iPad" link in my phishing email...
When everyone is watching a security incident go down and the incident response team comes in to help.
When everyone is watching a security incident go down and the incident response team comes in to help.
WHAT ABOUT RESPONSIBLE DISCLOSURE
Management trying to help during an incident response...
"we're cancelling daily standup"
"No, we don't need a full assessment. We know where our vulnerabilities are."
What programming with C++ feels like.
Privilege escalation...
Can't decide if this works better as "lateral movement" or "privilege escalation"
Jake Williams @MalwareJake
131K Followers 2K Following Breaker of software | GSE #150 | CTI/DFIR | @ians_security faculty | Bookings: jake at malwarejake dot com | He/him
Robert Graham 𝕏 @ErrataRob
66K Followers 2K Following Created (BlackICE,IPS,sidejacking,masscan). Doing (blog,code,cyber-rights,Internet-scanning). @[email protected]
snipe ★☆☆☆☆.. @snipeyhead
39K Followers 18K Following CEO of Grokability, lead dev @snipeitapp. #FOSS #infosec #appsec. Fuck Phony Stark. 🐘: @[email protected] 🌎: https://t.co/mmLDifOkdw 🌎: https://t.co/8JU0jeMmKM
trash, but make it fa.. @ElleArmageddon
31K Followers 3K Following Several anxious raccoons in a trench coat posing as a senior director of security eng. Be gay, delete prod. they/them/themme fatale/m’theydy oaklandelle@gmail
thaddeus e. grugq the.. @thegrugq
129K Followers 423 Following Hacker :: https://t.co/km8BR8E1Ga :: [email protected] :: PGP https://t.co/dYipV8y3bo :: @warstudies :: https://t.co/H3dWknFCfk :: https://t.co/Z2lWqEVVua
badidea 🪐 @0xabad1dea
33K Followers 663 Following Infosec sorceress • mad ethicist • she/her • queer • 厄 • I’m not trans, I just agree with the lifestyle.
Whitney Merrill @wbm312
31K Followers 2K Following DPO. Privacy/infosec lawyer. Hacker. Fighting for privacy, digital civil liberties & the users. Ex @EA @FTC |views=own| Also at @[email protected]
MG @_MG_
42K Followers 647 Following I was a terror since the public school era. My opinions are your adversary’s. — I also make terrible things: https://t.co/cwueENXhIv
Wim Remes TR @wimremes
17K Followers 3K Following Information Security - People Person - BBQ and general food Amateur - Kindness scales! - Ubukhulu Abubangwa - Building Security You Love
EvilMog @Evil_Mog
15K Followers 2K Following X-Force, Team Hashcat, Bishop of the Church of Wifi, Uber Badge Collector. Views != Employers. Not a Ph.D, Recycled Memes. Multi User Dungeon Shenanigator.
Girth Brooks @r0wdy_
17K Followers 1K Following
rootsecdev @rootsecdev
24K Followers 1K Following Security Consultant @TrustedSec | Military grade meme poster, researcher, cloud penetration tester, voider of warranties. My thoughts are my own.
cje @caseyjohnellis
29K Followers 4K Following founder/chief strategy officer @bugcrowd && co-founder @disclose_io || pioneer of crowdsourced security as-a-service
rand0h @dakacki
23K Followers 1K Following Dogfather / @WhoseSlide / DEF CON Goon / Alter Ego of @rand0hmized
x0rz @x0rz
98K Followers 422 Following Cybersecurity & Threat Intelligence. Knowledge is power, France is bacon 🥓
InfoSecSherpa @InfoSecSherpa
51K Followers 3K Following #Librarian turned #InformationSecurity professional. #Ginfosec originator. #Philly jawns. Evertonian ⚽️. Your guide up a mountain of information! 🏔️
Joe Słowik 🌻 @jfslowik
29K Followers 1K Following CTI, OT/ICS, DE&TH, and related infosec content. Oh, and memes. And shitposting. Lots of shitposting.
Whitney Champion 🍪.. @shortxstack
31K Followers 12K Following lead solutions architect @limacharlieio / founder @Recon_InfoSec / #HackerTracker | ♥♥♥ == nerdery, crossfit, rainbows, sweatpants | she/her | 🤍🙏🌿
Luiz Ferreira @luizferreiraseg
1K Followers 925 Following Especialista de Proteção de Dados @vivo, Coordenador de Pós Graduação, Professor de Segurança da Informação, Privacidade e Agile, Palestrante e Podcaster
whoisroot @who1sroot
290 Followers 553 Following Left-wing InfoSec 'professional' who just want to ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ watch the world burn. whoisroot@{masto.donte․com․br,infosec․exchange}
alloria @ria_manukallo
2 Followers 26 Following
McGroarty @mcgroarty
3K Followers 577 Following Every little thing you do, it all adds up. Gradually, then suddenly.
Anshul Singh @anshulsingh103
6 Followers 2K Following
headmuzik @QUANTUMINSERT
1 Followers 1K Following
cybrdawg @cybrdawg
21 Followers 105 Following
Duncan @kekne51564
153 Followers 435 Following
Lightning Movie Revie.. @JeremyMovies2
61 Followers 520 Following Movie Reviews galore. My personal thoughts on Movies 🎥 🕹️🏎️⚡️. my Movie Reviews are based on the Lightning ⚡️ Bolt experience. My Movie reviews. Amine
Jonathan Bender @postitpasswd
123 Followers 423 Following
9327624430 @ien_malicdem
33 Followers 173 Following
m3w @tlien199
16 Followers 251 Following
John Hall @JohnWhyHall
74 Followers 170 Following
Alex Clark @secured_sound
83 Followers 185 Following
joshua wallace @itslifeliveit
31 Followers 42 Following Security engineer, tinker, gamer, likes cats. Avid market follower.
Uzui SanPai @frafi920
21 Followers 277 Following 🔞 Ai artist Hi Guys FUTA AND FEMALE SEXY PICS I TODAY UPLOADING AND FUCK IN SEX PICS UPLOADED 18+ following me please Support My twitter account 🙏
kidll @_kidll_
64 Followers 578 Following
Untamed Theory @Untamed_Theory
16 Followers 41 Following Building Security SaaS in public. Hacking planets. Building something great is hard. Securing it shouldn't be.
LC @LCRootAc
142 Followers 334 Following
Adam @ageisen2000
20 Followers 74 Following
CSAStephen @csastephen
97 Followers 257 Following Opinionated on all matters political and social. Technically minded, appreciative of nature and world traveler.
Mark @m185943
61 Followers 527 Following
Juan @1995mendesj
236 Followers 1K Following
Kaku Milgo @kaku_milgo
17 Followers 40 Following
some rando 🐀 @dr_wrebagzhoe
59 Followers 185 Following Everything is completely normal. NOW WITH 99.99% RETWEETS
Blue Guardian @blueguardiansec
196 Followers 904 Following Learning and teaching InfoSec response and threat mitigation as we navigate an increasingly vulnerable corporate and personal cyber theater.
Nah @atlien199
64 Followers 252 Following
zcups @zcups5
35 Followers 227 Following
TurkeySammich @AbbotsfordHope
12 Followers 212 Following
Snake @SackDoctor
98 Followers 665 Following Just some dweeb loser. (Snake from the dumpster bros) Age:19 Male
Barbara Washington @portcitybarbie
521 Followers 1K Following Olive Squad. Mom. Fiesta and siesta enthusiast. Survivor of terrible things. MARCOM/ INFOSEC / CYBERSEC / PSYSEC / CTI / NEWS
⭕️🦎💚🌶 Di.. @dingfelder
18K Followers 10K Following I do tech stuff & post random crap. CTO/CISO. Wannabe Sci-Fi Author 📚 Tree Hugger 🌎 bass 🎸& bari sax 🎷 NZ/US(NC) he/him
Rea @Rea1184468Rea
6 Followers 77 Following
Reesus @Bandikai_
8 Followers 87 Following
Positive Matician @MaticianMatic
11 Followers 111 Following Aspiring Computer Scientist 🖥 | https://t.co/nc6q9dZLsw CSE Student | Python Developer 🐍 | Critical Thinker 💡 | Eager Learner & Contributor to Tech Community 🌐
Andrea Werle @werlegirle
44 Followers 133 Following motorcycling enthusiast, fuser of glass, giddy for craft gins. kombucha artist. occasional photographer. not afraid of daggorath. cybersecurity is cool.
Lonnie Kelley @scotchy_scotch
180 Followers 936 Following Security and Privacy | I like to go down rabbit holes | USMC Vet | x48/x45/x4C/x4C/x4F/x20/x50/x48/x52/x45/x41/x4B/x53/x21
CyberGurlMeta @Cyber_Gurl_Meta
133 Followers 633 Following I am driven by a thirst for knowledge and a desire to constantly elevate myself. #cybersecurity #driven #cybersec #iwillmakeit
Remoun Metyas @RemounSays
363 Followers 1K Following Mostly harmless. Occasional hyperbolic discounter. Opinions are my own.
Jake Williams @MalwareJake
131K Followers 2K Following Breaker of software | GSE #150 | CTI/DFIR | @ians_security faculty | Bookings: jake at malwarejake dot com | He/him
thaddeus e. grugq the.. @thegrugq
129K Followers 423 Following Hacker :: https://t.co/km8BR8E1Ga :: [email protected] :: PGP https://t.co/dYipV8y3bo :: @warstudies :: https://t.co/H3dWknFCfk :: https://t.co/Z2lWqEVVua
rand0h @dakacki
23K Followers 1K Following Dogfather / @WhoseSlide / DEF CON Goon / Alter Ego of @rand0hmized
nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft
358K Followers 650 Following Enjoy #Linux, #macOS, & #Unix systems? #Opensource software & #programming? Enjoy #Sysadmin & #DevOps work? Follow us to make the most of your geeky IT career.
5pm Incident @5pmIncident
682 Followers 255 Following Digital Forensics, Threat Hunting, Memes as a Service
SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity
403K Followers 9K Following computer security person. former helpdesk.
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@CodeFoodPixels When I recited the IP address before he did, I thought that would signal that I didn’t think a router was a power tool, but no avail.
Men only: When you call tech support, do you get talked to like you’re 3, an alien, have never seen a router, are speaking in Parseltongue, and otherwise have the computer skills of an doltish zombie or is this just me? I’m 5/5 with my ISP this year 👶👽🐍 🧟♀️
@simpleprogrammr @Aimee_Knight There was a time when I looked up to John Sonmez. But his behavior in this thread is inexcusable. He's showing us his true nature: he's a bully. I just deleted my YouTube and Podcast interviews with him. There are other people in the community more worthy of your attention.
yo this actually made me lol. no shade container folks but this is hilarious.
I worked in FiDi when 9/11 happened and I’m not sharing my story. It’s not going to help. It’s not going to change anyone’s mind. It’s just catharsis for catharsis’ sake; and I’m sick of all this feel good BS. #911Anniversary
@dakacki @sec_reactions rand0h's new full time job
@aloria Here I sit all down in the dumps, Tried to poop but only farted. Later that day I decided to take a chance, Tried to fart but pooped my pants.
@aloria I once watched my brother lose in a game of fart chicken. The look on his face was priceless..
@aloria I’ve gotten in the habit of pointing out that “doing okay health-wise” is based on the pretty low standards I have for my body.
Today on #WorldSuicidePreventionDay, I want to let you know- Someone you know is grappling with mental health challenges you know nothing about. Yes even the "strong" ones. the "happy" ones. The ones who seem to have it all figured out. Check on your friends. Be there for them.
Oh for fucks sake. I turned on Hackers in the background because it's still one of the only things that manages to help me keep focus, and I was doing great until Kate says "Dade" and since it's been only a day since Derbycon, I thought someone was asking for my attention. 😐
There is no security fairy. Infosec is hard (if it was easy, you wouldn't have a job) Systems admins don't intentionally make stuff insecure, it's a byproduct of having a single KPI: availability Educate about security without judgement and empathize.
Someone just asked me for security advice... So I gave said advice. "Nah doing those things are too much effort, thanks though" I tried 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Welcome back!
Hello. We’re back from the dead. We need brains. ummm... No, just tag us in your security reactions and we will gladly retweet.
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