Server life @serverfornow
Joined October 2013-
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I hate not having a dishwasher at lunch. Ain't nobody got time for that. #serverproblems
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*glass is not even halfway gone" uhm yea can I get another diet!?! something I'll never understand #ServerLife
guy last night was "very disappointed" when he found out he couldn't personalize his lasagna. who makes lasagna to order & not by the pan?
if you cannot afford to go out to eat 1) don't go 2) don't order appetizers and anything other than water! #badtips #ServerLife
I spilled Mac and cheese all over a ladies lap last night. #sweet #serverproblems
hey kids in restaurants.. the table doesn't like all of that salt and sugar poured all over it. leave it alone #ServerLife
I had nurses and a doctor come in tonight...nurses all tipped me 25%. doctor: 5 on 48...wait wut #ServerLife #serverproblems
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Double-dipping chips does not increase the amount of germs found in the dip.
nothing pisses a hostess off more than watching a server pick up their book and nothing else from their dirty table.
I hate when you feel like you're the only one doing the ongoing side work. #ServerLife #serverproblems
25 top 15 of them kids, parents try to order food before you even have a chance to take their drink order. #Gtfo #ServerLife
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i HATE when calories are on the menu. like NO i know i'm going to burn it off so i'd rather not ruin my meal with a stupid number, thanks.
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DO NOT LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME TO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AFTER LEAVING ME A SHITTY TIP JUST NO. @itsaserverslife
that moment someone tips on top of the auto grat >
raise your hand if all your tables are grumpy today 🙋🙋🙋🙋 #ServerLife #serverproblems
happy "Monday" everyone #ServerLife #serverproblems
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