Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮🫀🤍 @shapeofmemory
Mother to Tiny Tyrant,Lord Grumblefuss and Emperor Sweet n’ Spicy. Former Artist. Running off diet peach Snapple and compulsive hand washing. x.com/search?q=from%… Joined August 2014-
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Ppd? Seasonal depression? A perfectly normal reaction to the state of the world? I don’t know.
Y’all, I’m trying to put myself back out there as an artist., i have originals and some prints for sale. It’s very exciting to be working in a creative capacity again. 🤍 instagram.com/p/Cjj3NfVsr2D/…
October just has all the best things happening 🥰
Me, on my 48th blue blast of the day: YEAAAHHHH ANUUTHHHAAA ONE! My life narrator: she absolutely, did not, need “anutha one”
As a mom of 3 boys under 4, my house basically at all times of the day sounds like a fart calliope and I’m serious curious as to how it’s medically possible that i’ve never contracted pink eye…
My toxic trait is i will spend a solid… SOLID 30 minutes scrolling thru all my streaming services in the evening knowing DAMN WELL i’m just gonna click on Harry Potter in whatever part of the continuous cycle I’m at…
I hope that when the boys grow up they’ll look back and remember these little gestures and they’ll feel loved and know that mama cared. 🤍
When i see people… planning for cutely decorated toddler rooms… I’m like, hold up… do some of y’all… NOT have feral children?
Now we know why Abbott didn’t want an audience at the debate. He has failed the people of Texas.
I shall be watching deadliest catch and crying this evening apparently…
If you think it's crazy that there won't be any voters in the audience for tonight's debate, just wait until you hear that it's taking place in a theater that seats 1,000 people. It'll be empty—no seats filled—because Abbott refuses to face those he's failed these last 8 years.
Me: WTF is that noise?! Also me: the person who LITERALLY just turned on the white noise machine for the baby. Mama is tired, y’all.

🖤 Just Heather �... @weedswildflowrs
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smartass_moms @smartass_moms
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901 Followers 987 Following Each day may fade away but my love for you will stay #myforeverloveRhe. Rhea Franklin,my adorable darling swthrt..Her juicy lips 💋 gives the sweetness of life
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362 Followers 238 Following 30 | teddy’s mama 💙🧸 | loss mama 👼🏼👼🏼 | SAHM ☀️ | blissfully married 🤍 | book lover 📚 | ocean lover 🌊
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573 Followers 2K Following #smallbusiness #coffeemugs #customizedmugs #personalizedmugs #etsymugs #gff #gfg #MHHSBD #coffeelovers #mugs #personalizedgift https://t.co/PiM89ieWL5
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505 Followers 617 Following A collection of things I'll, eventually, tell my future children.
Anthony @Anthony44996556
54 Followers 696 Following I'm a great person to be around.I like to have fun with friends and family.
Sandra Meyers 💙�... @momof3boysSTL
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160 Followers 1K Following “Won’t DM weird shit to you after you follow me back” 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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124 Followers 4K Following Was looking and single, back to divorced & watcher , soon not too ever be motivated or dreamer again. Revelation seems too be answer.
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Tales of a Waffle Hou... @AutisticDad23
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just a girl. @inthiscoldworld
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Now I'm Just Some Twa... @NowTwat
341 Followers 281 Following Be kind. Love is love. Don't litter. Don't be a shitty person. Remember: Others inability to see your worth doesn't decrease your value
samij 🦋 @samii35_jo
688 Followers 1K Following Sparkle and shine but most of all be kind ❤️Lover of True Crime and all things dachshund 😊No DM’s, I will not respond
Mommy mom ma @GeriatricMommin
165 Followers 304 Following Boomer trying to gentle parent 👵🏽can’t shake that old-school ‘better act right before I beat yo ass right’ kinda mentality though 🩴 🎯
D 🖤 @mama_atnight
341 Followers 717 Following • 34 • mom of 4 • wifey • nightshift 911 dispatcher • small business owner • bookworm • ♓ •
Julie Blakeney @JCBlakeney76
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Isac X @isacdesowsa
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Amber @amburrr_94
351 Followers 364 Following Wife - Mom of 4 - Tired is a lifestyle. ♒️ Lab Tech | Starbucks Addict | Marvel 😍
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204 Followers 263 Following ‘Dear Diary’ account for basically moaning about my kids! Mumming, wife-ing, surviving….Billy: 4 yrs old. Ronnie: 3 yrs old, husband Mike: 37 yrs old & me: 38!
A Manic Mother @amanicmother
295 Followers 290 Following Mom of girls 2, 4, & 8 • Outnumbered • Coffee=life • Supporter of Mental Health • Sarcastic & Silly • Humor is Healthy 🤍
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924 Followers 1K Following This place is dead anyway. Block is the only useful feature. One does not need be an asshole to enjoy OSR. Emptied.
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354 Followers 4K Following
Kristen | Driving Mom... @DrivingMomBlog
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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface
36 Followers 345 Following Mom of 2. Listener of metalcore & nu metal when I get the time. Also a clinical psychologist. Please #GetVaxxed and #GetBoosted so my babies don’t get covid.
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55 Followers 1K Following
The Mom, M.Ed. 💃 @TheMomMEd
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302 Followers 7K Following Baltimore Maryland,firefighter,softball player
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780 Followers 3K Following Proud dad, aspiring writer, and daydream believer.
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🖤 Just Heather �... @weedswildflowrs
10K Followers 3K Following Just an #AuDHD witchy mom. #LGBTQ #bi and ally. Disabled and #scoliosisstrong This is a safe space. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
FeralTherapist (she/h... @IMomalogues
5K Followers 1K Following Mostly parenting & therapy humor with a sprinkling of polyamorous snark & exvangelical musings. Nonbinary, gray ace, arospec
Marcy G @BunAndLeggings
48K Followers 2K Following parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
erika tucker @beetsonbikes
2K Followers 1K Following Mom & wife from Long Beach Ca I cook. I workout. I write. I explore.
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Emily Chibwana @emilychibwana
7K Followers 3K Following Neurospicy mum of 5. #kidlit creator (art and words). Seeking human connection and anything that makes me laugh. Rep'd by @liznealon @greatdoglit
TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad
9K Followers 3K Following Just a Yinzer completely unqualified to raise Twinzers.
Mama Bird @Mamabird1519
2K Followers 967 Following Mostly quotes from my kids because I am too sleep deprived to remember them myself https://t.co/AcWrCAm5x0
Momma D 🇨🇦 @MommaD_x4
3K Followers 875 Following Married, SAHM of 4, 💙💙💙🩷. Diapering aficionado, Facilitator of snacks, Human Kleenex, Cuddler extraordinaire, & Occasionally funny. I need a nap. She/Her
Ohio mom of two 🏳�... @OhioMomoftwo
6K Followers 1K Following Mom, wife, teacher, democrat...PRO-CHOICE, pro-gun reform, and pro-vaccine #momsquad. Don't try to sell me stuff.
Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78
37K Followers 2K Following venting snarkily about motherhood and raging angrily about the current president
Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues
17K Followers 2K Following Working mom of two boys, happily married, trying to bring a little joy to the nonsense of parenting. https://t.co/PRXtD7RCnu
Maryfairyboberry🧚�... @maryfairybobrry
41K Followers 7K Following Keeping my kids humble, one bad joke at a time. Autism Acceptance, Ocean
Your Mom @modernmomese
12K Followers 11K Following 30| - Once went viral over a tweet about waffles. Just a mom with a crazy life & beautiful family.
smartass_moms @smartass_moms
8K Followers 3K Following ||MOM🌙|| MARRIED💍|| EMPATH🌿|| COMEDY🍕|| Sarcasm is my love language. New Englander 🐿️
Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_
27K Followers 2K Following My mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries.
Twinstant Family | Li... @twinstantfamily
3K Followers 935 Following Twitter is just like real life. I talk about my kids and our life only to find out I’m just talking to myself. 100% mom, wife, mess. #IVF #ASD
Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad
13K Followers 878 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!
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362 Followers 238 Following 30 | teddy’s mama 💙🧸 | loss mama 👼🏼👼🏼 | SAHM ☀️ | blissfully married 🤍 | book lover 📚 | ocean lover 🌊
D 🖤 @mama_atnight
341 Followers 717 Following • 34 • mom of 4 • wifey • nightshift 911 dispatcher • small business owner • bookworm • ♓ •
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21 Followers 114 Following Tutor, Autism mom, twin mom, Aussie mom, wanderer
Kirsten @thebirdthebeard
532 Followers 887 Following Mom of boys trying to figure out how to do things without totally f***ing up. Lover of beards, bubbles and wine.
Luke ☀️ @RaDadtouille
2K Followers 2K Following ‘96 Field Day hula hoop champ 🥇 | SAHD to 3 girls and going to grad school | I stub my toe ALOT | send bourbon, gummies, & cheezits | TCK | 🏔☀️🌲🌳🏔
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KJ @IDontSpeakWhine
14K Followers 1K Following Just a mom trying to stay sane one day at a time with 2 teens and a silly dog!
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1K Followers 487 Following Muddling through motherhood one day at a time. https://t.co/wQqj7UReAq #Parenting
Emotional Support GOA... @SwissArmyWife00
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The Kids Are Not On F... @KidsArentOnFire
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426 Followers 604 Following Just a mom trying to be better than the day before. A constant seeker of personal growth and of remembering who I am. Pro “dancing like your 18 forever”
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97 Followers 199 Following
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111 Followers 211 Following Just trying to navigate through the twists and turns of life. Former special ed teacher turned SAHM of 3.
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2K Followers 367 Following getting through everyday the Ellen way (she/they) https://t.co/sPw6MLTcej
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8K Followers 709 Following Antisocial art boy ◾All things dark and 'orrible ◾bluesky link below
MommyingHard @MommyingHard
4K Followers 1K Following Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 dogs. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.
Melissa @loveforlattes
658 Followers 1K Following After 5 yrs of IF & 5 falied IUI's we had success with IVF1, I am mommy to beautiful twin girls born 11/17/12. FET sept 14, success, 1 more sweet girl!
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708 Followers 114 Following We make sleep comfortable and stress-free for you and your littles, using bamboo to soothe sensitive skin! 🪁 Follow us on Instagram! 👇
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3K Followers 3K Following MD/PhD, Pediatrician, have an amazing wife, daughter, and forever loved passed son Harrison
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2K Followers 585 Following All I want on my TL is snark, sarcasm, and passive aggression
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924 Followers 1K Following This place is dead anyway. Block is the only useful feature. One does not need be an asshole to enjoy OSR. Emptied.
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569 Followers 332 Following Mama to 4 girls. Going more deaf every day.
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3K Followers 748 Following Miscarriage👼👼👼survivor ▪️Preemie IUGR & 🌈 babies ▪️Preeclampsia survivor ▪️💙&💖 mum▪️PTSD▪️Spaniel mum▪️She/her ▪️Here for you ❤️
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2K Followers 602 Following Stay at home mom | imperfect, gentle parent | 🏡 MO
Almost Sane Mom @almost_sane_mom
3K Followers 3K Following Children's book author - Mom of three boys 👦🏻🧒🏻👶🏻 - Trying to keep my sanity 🙃 #momofboys #outnumbered #childrensbooks #author ❤️🇮🇱
Kristen | Driving Mom... @DrivingMomBlog
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Mama Needs A Coke @MamaNeedsACoke
4K Followers 1K Following At least three of my kids are funnier than me. https://t.co/TKorTRQdMa
soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface
36 Followers 345 Following Mom of 2. Listener of metalcore & nu metal when I get the time. Also a clinical psychologist. Please #GetVaxxed and #GetBoosted so my babies don’t get covid.
🐘🦕 🧟♀�... @Faithske
338 Followers 1K Following advocate for Marijuana. curse lots. Your Mental Health is important. Specialty: Speak GIF. Broken Hearted
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116 Followers 216 Following ArbSHIB is a veritable catalyst within the Arbitrum ecosystem, the community will receive 100% $AISHIB tokens. Launching on #Arb. Discord: https://t.co/GvFOlP1tzX
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451K Followers 5K Following quality neighborhood drama🍿 | chief lurker: @jenntakahashi🕵️🏻♀️ | 💌: [email protected]
Mark 🐧 @bigeby13
9K Followers 7K Following Dadness, outdoor adventures, nerd-jock loving/playing sports, Yamaha blue and Honda red, mental health and LGBQT ally, builder of roads and bridges!
Average Momma Bear @AverageMomBear
336 Followers 788 Following #geekmom #momlife I'm an artist, writer, mother, geek, gamer, and lover of puns. My kids are hilarious. I'm so-so. https://t.co/YN0ChhN3pf Banner art by me.
Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online
520K Followers 16 Following Independent account, not affiliated with the very fine reddit sub. DMs open. Follow @DonutInterns for polls
TheFitFem @the_fit_fem
9K Followers 1K Following Fitness, feminism, food; BLM 🏳️🌈 She/her; Top in the streets, Power bottom in the sheets