esti d’anglais @shitheadkat
dont scare me i poop easily Ontario Joined December 2009-
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this is the only constant in my life
Jojo Siwa sounds like something one of George Lucas’ racially provocative Star Wars characters would exclaim at a podrace
every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die
Pussy pussy pussy…and furthermore, marijuana
one thing about me is im willing to suffer the consequences of my own actions if it means i get to be lazy for five minutes
practically every other mammal hides & sleeps through the winter while Man in all their wisdom and pomposity decided to uphold summer productivity standards — and now if I, the mammal that I am, fall short - it’s deemed season affective disorder
chili is ableist. stew is racist. queso is fatphobic. are you taking notes. french onion soup denies the armenian genocide
Nice tits but where were u on September 11th 2001
when you're mean to me this is what you're being mean to
just gave your address to some spiders
Divorce wild cause what if I just bought a lot of groceries?!
british people can finally stop faking their accent and talk normally
stretching is of course hilarious. but it also may even have some health benefits as well
bro wtf u said u were a “bad boy” so explain why i saw sensodyne in ur bathroom
men who think i need them are so funny. Babes im a gemini i got 6 other me’s to keep me company
Matthew @chillwaveguy
12K Followers 5K Following Chungking Express is a 1994 Hong Kong romantic crime comedy-drama anthology film written and directed by Wong Kar-wai.
Huff @ThaMagicDragon
2K Followers 575 Following Probably late and definitely hungover | dirty commie bastard | he/him/σ♂
House ⚔️ gf haver @mrmatthouse
3K Followers 1K Following packaged in a facility that processes tree nuts and dairy, contents may contain warhammer or bad tweets
matthew @dualipafiji
179 Followers 296 Following grad student (biophysics/plasmonics), floor guy, guy ritchie stan, Eragon (2006) truther
thicc saban @yngjcb
7K Followers 2K Following my name jacob. handle is a college football pun. acab. free palestine. he/him 18+
frank @secret_frank_
5K Followers 2K Following
superstar @bangersNash
913 Followers 473 Following sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned • your unforgettable lover girl • ⭐️ • ottawa/liverpool
hootie playoff editio.. @hootietheeowl
9K Followers 998 Following latina bonne vivante. bucks in 6. free 🇵🇸
darrow @JustGrip
423 Followers 266 Following Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese—toasted, mostly
sauce @jimbobrays_
4K Followers 2K Following 2010-2011 high school athlete of the year (my peak). he/him
phil @warmfourloko
23K Followers 1K Following
Nathiez @Nathiez6905
19 Followers 597 Following
danielle 😸 @Danielle5043
69 Followers 819 Following
Jake @discuss_below
37 Followers 78 Following love music, and being right about it. new album reviews most Mondays, older albums Thursdays. follow me on Spotify ⬇️
Milton @dxamit6
4 Followers 206 Following
مـ❤ـلَكـ❤�.. @rzr9048
45 Followers 302 Following
moon child @etherealcxnt
15 Followers 182 Following
Chuck @gorgonflabish
892 Followers 683 Following
Azan Kk @azan_kk2
8 Followers 41 Following
mike 🇦🇺 @mike21496153
165 Followers 1K Following
Hecko @AerialTripod74
135 Followers 915 Following
Celia Nguema @celia_nguema
4 Followers 120 Following
Aleksandar Vučić(Sn.. @1234_3445
990 Followers 5K Following Samo kradem,i teram ljude da glasaju za sendviče.
lily_rose_anglais @anglais_lily
1 Followers 9 Following
alex @alexneighbour
3K Followers 458 Following thoughts are not my own, they are the thoughts of the monkey with a tambourine that lives where my brain should be
ur friendly neighborh.. @cholulagang
137 Followers 1K Following my thoughts are about nothing, and beautiful, and for free!! 💚
Stephan Rogers 🎸 �.. @StephanRogers
448 Followers 5K Following Atty who leans slightly left; sing in chorus & play bass guitar; Texas Hill Country!; dinosaurs!; hot peppers!; on a lifelong quest to find a food I don't like.
zoé @zo16306897
0 Followers 8 Following
Dr. Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace
6K Followers 4K Following Opinions are not my own. I have no control over tweets; all living things exist without reason. https://t.co/LkXHTi67ey
alex @alexsoupertramp
4K Followers 1K Following gonna disappear into the wild someday, so if they find my body in alaska, you’ll know why
Non-magical Lizard @capricorncowboy
82 Followers 82 Following shitposting and shitpoetry, I try to be funny on @ThaMagicDragon
Matthew @chillwaveguy
12K Followers 5K Following Chungking Express is a 1994 Hong Kong romantic crime comedy-drama anthology film written and directed by Wong Kar-wai.
Huff @ThaMagicDragon
2K Followers 575 Following Probably late and definitely hungover | dirty commie bastard | he/him/σ♂
House ⚔️ gf haver @mrmatthouse
3K Followers 1K Following packaged in a facility that processes tree nuts and dairy, contents may contain warhammer or bad tweets
matthew @dualipafiji
179 Followers 296 Following grad student (biophysics/plasmonics), floor guy, guy ritchie stan, Eragon (2006) truther
prance @bocxtop
277K Followers 1K Following former backup jv quarterback current ?? [email protected]
thicc saban @yngjcb
7K Followers 2K Following my name jacob. handle is a college football pun. acab. free palestine. he/him 18+
Natalie @jbfan911
66K Followers 712 Following (in case my employer sees this) I love ethics and HIPAA | she/her
chunky fila @chunkyfila
64K Followers 2K Following (in case God is reading this) nooo i would never talk shit about people on the internet are u kidding me? | inquiries: [email protected]
frank @secret_frank_
5K Followers 2K Following
superstar @bangersNash
913 Followers 473 Following sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned • your unforgettable lover girl • ⭐️ • ottawa/liverpool
Ottawa Bluesfest @ottawabluesfest
55K Followers 483 Following ***ACCOUNT INACTIVE*** One of the TOP 10 most successful outdoor music festivals in the world! Join us July 4-14, 2024 - LeBreton Flats. [email protected]
Scorpions @scorpions
410K Followers 6 Following Official #Scorpions | Home to @rudolfschenker #KlausMeine #MatthiasJabs #PawełMąciwoda @themikkeydee | Founded in 1965
Dr. Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace
6K Followers 4K Following Opinions are not my own. I have no control over tweets; all living things exist without reason. https://t.co/LkXHTi67ey
Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd
393K Followers 517 Following Writer from Jerusalem, occupied Palestine. Working on a new book.
no context nathan @NathanForYouOoC
196K Followers 795 Following nathan fielder/nathan for you/the rehearsal out of context (run by @MonrovianPrince) | listen to @indieheadspod | #FreePalestine🇵🇸
alex @alexsoupertramp
4K Followers 1K Following gonna disappear into the wild someday, so if they find my body in alaska, you’ll know why
Non-magical Lizard @capricorncowboy
82 Followers 82 Following shitposting and shitpoetry, I try to be funny on @ThaMagicDragon
andrew @TamingMyImpala
13K Followers 275 Following Registered Nurse and 3rd basemen for the Binghamton Rumble Ponies
phil @warmfourloko
23K Followers 1K Following
lyric cards that look.. @lyricshitposts
451K Followers 122 Following lyrics you’d never believe are real. but they all are
sauce @jimbobrays_
4K Followers 2K Following 2010-2011 high school athlete of the year (my peak). he/him
cynthia @cynthiaelhaddad
28 Followers 37 Following
Bodega Cats @Bodegacats_
1.1M Followers 9 Following
Tom Morello @tmorello
944K Followers 121 Following Feed the poor. Fight the power. Rock the f*ck out. THE ATLAS UNDERGROUND FLOOD out now! https://t.co/MeKmkLO0d8
when my boyfriend goes to costco without a list i feel like i'm on call (cause he sends me photos and i have to make an executive decision in 2 mins)
yikes unfollowing him now, i only followed him for buccal fat removal inspo, didn't know he was the father of the atomic bomb
monthly reminder not to send that text btw ☠️☠️☠️
this tiktok of sofia coppola’s daughter… this means so much to me
The divine feminine vs the divine masculine
I was so excited to go on the jaws ride at universal …. Closed 11 years ago
imagine someone saying either of these 2 words to u out loud in real life
nathan fielder’s acceptance speech at the spirit awards
men yearn for the mines
Oh, to be a bunny eating strawberries from a tree.
sorry but imagine after a week of internet embarrassment ur husbands party theme is his ex im crying
men do things like this thinking it makes them look like they’re over their ex but to ME it does opposite. they’re obsessed
At Justin Bieber’s 29th birthday party, he gifted a souvenir to attendees bearing the words: “I’m so grateful that I didn’t end up with what I thought I wanted.”
One of the most important texts of our time
“how’d you know i was greek?” idk dimitri strombolopoulospapoulos it was just a guess
y’all, it’s okay to not want a green bathtub. you’re gonna survive if some family you don’t know paints their bathroom white. i PROMISE.
This TikTok physically hurt me
theyre too late … im already over the border
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