Rhinestone Couchboy @smokeychristmas
The sober professional. Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2014-
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This is what I'd say to my tattoo artists if I were brave enough to get a tattoo: "Is your name Mike Wazowski? Cuz that was some MONSTER INK"
The Kia Soul is really the fedora of cars- just cuz someone's looking at you, doesn't mean it's good.
Heavy, heavy shit at the Mr. Bagel
Just saw the modem Hemingway 6 word story on Facebook Market: Vintage Grateful Dead shirt, never worn
beyond thrilled to write about THE WEATHER MAN for @BWDR, a movie I've wrestled with for twenty years. apologies to those forced to watch with me, and thanks to @frank_falisi for the excellent edits.
beyond thrilled to write about THE WEATHER MAN for @BWDR, a movie I've wrestled with for twenty years. apologies to those forced to watch with me, and thanks to @frank_falisi for the excellent edits.
when i say i love fashion this is what i mean
Men want one thing, and it's disgusting
@NoDuppio They TOOK this FROM you!!!!
Guess Joseph Smith really instilled the value of a proper grindset
02:25:45
anybody want to buy me this
You can't pass up a paycheck like that
This looks like a sign Wile E. Coyote would use to trap gay people
This looks like a sign Wile E. Coyote would use to trap gay people
found the most chaotic author on amazon
she was a pioneer
My friend Dave before a festival
him: you better not be humbly enjoying the small wonders of life me:
Scientists at Rutgers have constructed a 3D model depicting what the ideal male body looks like
Laurel @leedle16
966 Followers 717 Following My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style -Maya Angelou. she/her
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Laurel @leedle16
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Saint Soup @katerwaulled
2K Followers 1K Following 🌐M R. W O R L D C R I E D🌐 🗡️❤️🔥🗡❤️🔥🗡️❤️🔥🗡 art: https://t.co/VeygXytZ8H
gaiaonline420 {🇵�.. @gaiaonline420
935 Followers 679 Following 𝒢𝑒𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝒹𝓁𝓎 𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒷𝓎 𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝟣𝟢,𝟢𝟢𝟢 𝓌𝒶𝓈𝓅𝓈 𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒶𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜𝒹𝒶𝓎💓 ||THEY/THEM |@cowgirl_crit{ priv }
↟ jessi ↟ @SendBigfootPics
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Lynley Eilers @lynleyeilers
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caralina 🏳️�.. @queeralina
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quinn everts @qneltn
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Tony Prichard @TonyPrichard
322 Followers 840 Following Blank Space is Taylor Swift's song about the Cenobites! Prove me wrong!
★hell★ @majorhateralert
284 Followers 230 Following ･ ｡ ｡ * ･💓ﾟ*｡･ ･ *💘ﾟ｡ * ･ ﾟ*｡･ﾟ｡ ･｡°*. ﾟ * ﾟ｡·*･｡ ﾟ* ﾟ *.｡｡💓 ･ * 💘｡･. ﾟ*.｡ * ﾟ･｡ * ｡ ･ ﾟ💓｡
jake sully @sullivanslime
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An amazing new friend just texted me some of the best news ever
It's almost time for the Big Game
it’s only wednesday and i’ve already seen two people have seizures in public places and two men in pork pie hats on the train
TIL a dispensary is trying to gentrify Rainforest Cafe Chicago instead of seizing the obvious opportunity to have a rainforest themed dispensary
what it feels like to come home from the party and throw on steely dan
he’s still getting absolutely torched
*talking to an editor* We're going to need to drink at 1pm for this one. Yeah we're gonna expense it, probably have to do it multiple times to make sure we get it right.
most honest reporting the NYT has ever done
beyond thrilled to write about THE WEATHER MAN for @BWDR, a movie I've wrestled with for twenty years. apologies to those forced to watch with me, and thanks to @frank_falisi for the excellent edits.
New today on the site: "This is the Chicago that THE WEATHER MAN knows: a city trapped between coasts, haunted by its reputation, growing all the more faceless as it edges its way through the new millennium." -@petermraffel (art by @studioralston) brightwalldarkroom.com/2023/11/27/col…
people don’t even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this
when i say i love fashion this is what i mean
if i win the lottery i won’t say anything but there will be signs
Another awesome day of being a school bus driver. Was so drunk I could barely see today, but I know those kids were smiling.
I miss these ladies, the vaccine-shaker ladies. Hard bit to keep up. A memento from a better time
it was an emergency TEST and now I’m in the emergency ROOM! Coincidence???????
just saw what day tomorrow is
Two wheat, three ore
the government accidentally did the funniest thing possible
Yesterday’s U.S. emergency alert reportedly caused several Amish people to be “shunned” by exposing them for owning phones
i actually love Just Stop Oil. what are the Les Mis fans gonna do? complain about civil disobedience for a noble cause? ok Inspector Javert...
Yikes: Just Stop Oil halt Les Mis by gluing themselves to the West End production set 😱
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