honey i am a guy and i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter
wtf man no I said James Herbert Joined April 2020-
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hark the herald angels ho-onk glory to the newborn konk
my son just called a vegetable peeler a carrot sharpener so that’s what it is now
babe come over we've stolen a horse
Translation: Cops get paid OT to drive hours away to throttle students outside their jurisdiction.
Translation: Cops get paid OT to drive hours away to throttle students outside their jurisdiction.
what % of your followers do you suspect own a samurai sword
Find me someone who owns a samurai sword that isn't a fucking danger
I would remember seeing this man
I would remember seeing this man
how dare you say this to me exactly one week after st george's day
how dare you say this to me exactly one week after st george's day
i should leave the flat more often it's all going on out there you would not adam and eve it
i know the number of images involved is a tertiary consideration in crimes like this but fuck me 10,000
i know the number of images involved is a tertiary consideration in crimes like this but fuck me 10,000
declined my first offer of sex, which i have not had for two years, with someone i really really wanted to have sex with, because some nutcase skinhead had latched on to my pal and i had to stay and make sure he was ok tl;dr i am attractive to at least one woman & a great pal
Was having a little internal silent discussion with myself about something and did the maybe/maybe not noises out loud. I am on a bus.
Who out having a deliciously strange night
See ghosts in any language
thank you for all you are doing for mental health @hardestgeezer 💙
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soapy of the swans™ @Soapy_Wit_Tank
3K Followers 4K Following if you enjoy my 📸s please donate swan food money here - https://t.co/QxpM0oiaFv avi by @gingertotty.
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I'm only 4 minutes in but I am getting some serious bad vibes off of this guy
I’m sorry to hear it, but there’s nothing I can do about it tonight.
Stroke is the second leading cause of death globally and a leading cause of disability around the world. Explore our new slide deck "Overview of Stroke" and learn about stroke: neurotorium.org/slidedeck/neur… #stroke #neurology
the news from the canal today is that there are still five fancy goose honklets
Imagine getting caught cos of one of these
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
@RondelleHobbs set thy course by Wickes star and a puregym will ne’er be far
Tonight’s fare. Kindly note the funnel for size reference.
Translation: Cops get paid OT to drive hours away to throttle students outside their jurisdiction.
These officers are giving up their days off to assist CSU Police at CalPoly Humboldt to ensure EVERYONE’S safety, to protect the 1st Amendment rights of EVERYONE, and to ensure that if anyone chooses to “demonstrate” in a way that is criminal or puts the rest of the community in…
@AdamCSharp In Greece we say "θα πληρώσουμε Γερμανικά" (we will pay in German way). Because the first time we saw exactly even split bills, was when German tourists started visiting the country in 60s.
Zane Gbangbola was just 7 years old when he died after contaminated floodwater entered his home, infusing it with lethal toxins. His parents have been fighting for truth and justice ever since. Support Zane’s Law to make toxic landfills safe: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/make…
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I salute you Sir 🫡🫡🫡 #SosijLife
@UglyFreight We saw this whilst out and about in Soho today, and we thought of you 😁
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