Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

Elder millennial. Mom to a dog. QA engineer for fun and profit. Likely tweeting from bed. Portland, OR Joined May 2008

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donni saphire @donni

3 years ago

Sorry I’m late, but time is a terrible burden I don’t understand

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Sophie Vershbow @svershbow

3 years ago

me: gender is a construct also me (to my dog): look at you big strong boy. you're a tiny sir. who is the little man? it's you!

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

3 years ago

you can pry my pumpkin spice latte from my cold dead hands. it is the only thing standing between me and early onset seasonal affective disorder

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

3 years ago

but I am le tired…

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I Might Be Funny @imightbefunny1

3 years ago

Happy 5 year anniversary to the photo frames sitting on the floor of my bedroom waiting to be hung up "when I get a minute".

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

3 years ago

Galaxy brain idea: Meghan Markle should run for President in 2024 ✅first female president ✅ first woman of color president ✅ first First Husband ✅ first Royals in White House ✅ popcorn.gif

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

3 years ago

Can't wait for this memoir

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Someone just asked me if it’s true that ADD meds are more addictive than heroin. I’ve forgotten to take my ADD meds for the last three days in a row. If you can forget you’re addicted to heroin then yeah, it’s probably the same thing.

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

3 years ago

i will always RT this

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todd dillard @toddedillard

3 years ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking

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Sylvia ver. 40.0.0 @sparklystuff

3 years ago

Since it appears religious belief now outweighs any other rights in the US, I am starting my own religion: Uterustarianism. It is now officially against my religious beliefs to be denied access to abortion, contraception, or other reproductive medicine. Sorry 💅 #RoeVWade

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Suzanne @SJohnsdottire

3 years ago

#RoeVWade #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights #WomensRights #SCOTUS There is a complexity in the decisions a woman makes when the situation is impossible to fix. Women should be treated like humans.