A J Spaniel @springerspaniel
exIP Law Student, still has intermittent potty mouth, food-thief spaniel (oh & 4 kids) Cheltenham Joined February 2009-
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How could you leave out Twyford?
How could you leave out Twyford?
Reads like the best stadium tour EVER
Reads like the best stadium tour EVER
Just imagine the wiring
But will you REALLY be happy?
But will you REALLY be happy?
I kissed a girl and I liked it
GO TEAM FULL JURY!
BREAKING: It's official -- a FULL JURY has been empaneled for the first criminal prosecution of former disgraced President trump. Let's fucking GOOOOO!!!!!
Praying it does
Ferrets are hugely important
Ferrets are hugely important
Beautiful, almost bought a tear to my eye
Beautiful, almost bought a tear to my eye
Lovely light in this khazi.
I may actually buy this … for the batshits and giggles x.com/michaeltakemp/…
It was a conspiracy, planned to fuck poor Liz Truss royally up the pooper. Queen’s death secretly been planned for years, they were just waiting for a thick as shit PM (no a REALLY thick as shit one) to be elected. Sigh!
It was a conspiracy, planned to fuck poor Liz Truss royally up the pooper. Queen’s death secretly been planned for years, they were just waiting for a thick as shit PM (no a REALLY thick as shit one) to be elected. Sigh!
Must be the ones carrying guns
I’ve just had 3x crumpets topped with goat’s cheese and black pepper as Sunday supper. I liked them I would have had 4 but kids also liked them
Let’s be honest, we’ve ALL been there
Let’s be honest, we’ve ALL been there
It’s always a blooming spaniel
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We’re at the Music Producers Guild Awards 2024! We’ve been NOMINATED! Self-producing artist of the year! Fingers crossed ❤️
BREAKING: It's official -- a FULL JURY has been empaneled for the first criminal prosecution of former disgraced President trump. Let's fucking GOOOOO!!!!!
Still smiling about our two debut Mark & Lard remembered @TheBowdonRooms shows and looking forward to these follow up dates later in the year… with the probability of more in 2025. CARRY ON indeed…. 👊🚀 @themarkrad @jasemonkey 👍🏻
Back of my Polling Card for local elections. For 1st time, photo ID is required. Card gives many options for elderly or those with disability. None, NONE, for younger or student voters. The policy is simply biased against younger voters, designed to suppress their vote.
Ah yes the famous extra hour we get when the clocks go forward. Well done @TheScotsman
@CanalRiverTrust a nice few days …
Had Sunday lunch in v busy pub. One side order didn't arrive and small bit of plastic in my food. Didn't complain, demand a discount, do a TikTok, moan on Twitter or even write a bad Tripadvisor review. Because staff were trying hard and I'm not a twat.
. @kanyewest ASKED PERMISSION TO SAMPLE A SECTION OF A 1983 LIVE PERFORMANCE OF “IRON MAN” FROM THE US FESTIVAL WITHOUT VOCALS & WAS REFUSED PERMISSION BECAUSE HE IS AN ANTISEMITE AND HAS CAUSED UNTOLD HEARTACHE TO MANY. HE WENT AHEAD AND USED THE SAMPLE ANYWAY AT HIS ALBUM…
⚠️ Planned Tube strikes will affect TfL services between Sunday 7 and Friday 12 January. There is expected to be severe disruption across the whole Tube network. Plan ahead and check before you travel.
I bought my house from a musician. Last Xmas, a package arrived for him. I don't have his contact info, so I sent him a Facebook message. Nada. I finally opened it & found a box of chocolates from Ringo Starr. They were exquisite, so this year, I didn't hesitate. Thanks, Ringo.
Beefy Boy On Electric Scooter Weaves Through Traffic Like Graceful Gazelle bit.ly/3sPd4Qf
Suella Braverman calls last year's record net migration figures of 745,000 'a slap in the face to the British public' – yes, it's clearly the fault of whichever incompetent idiot was Home Secretary at the time...
@10DowningStreet Stop, you’re putting The Onion out of business
If you're screaming for the government to break ECHR laws, please let me know which of these human rights you want to take away from your children
I reckon all the last 5 PMs should be in the cabinet, like an episode of Dr Who where all the incarnations turn up to help out. Imagine what a force that lot would be together!
An urgent COBR meeting you say? This can mean only one thing: Rishi has a book to write.
BREAKING: Urgent Cobra meeting convened ahead of Remembrance Sunday as protest outrage explodes gbnews.com/politics/remem…
Three legends - one stage - @chrisriddell50 @mrjamesob and Stewart Lee - what an evening 👏 #HowTheyBrokeBritain
Remembering that time we found Michelle Mone's yacht
@CanalRiverTrust a photo of the Rochdale Canal I took perfectly describes the light and this Season, low golden light and mist once again forming on the water as the temperature drops late afternoon.
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