“you’re pretty” yes but am i hauntingly beautiful? if dracula saw me in the streets of romania would he be so mesmerized by my beauty that he would start writing a bunch of poems about how much he craves my body and my blood?
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Hornqvist on Crosby: "He’s the best player in the world and he’s gonna help this team to move forward. We’re all looking forward to the day he’s coming back to the lineup. It’s fun to see him at practice. His skill level is unbelievable and it's coming up very soon."
Cupcake the Elf needed some help wrapping presents today. @ScottDawsonWWE & @DashWilderWWE thankfully wrestle better than they wrap gifts.
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