Data Trebuchet @sqlhillbilly
SSIS Developer, Data Warehouse Forklift Operator, and T-SQL Wizard sqlhillbilly.com Thu Hills uh tha Ozarks Joined March 2013-
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security: "back of the line, sir" me: "but I have TSA pre-check" security: "sir, this is Pirates of the Carribean"
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Blogspam, politics, sports, and Star Wars. What happened to the professional content I used to come here for?
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A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
"Let no one be deluded that a knowledge of the path can substitute for putting one foot in front of the other." - Mary Caroline Richards
Reading Do Over by @JonAcuff. If you're looking for an excellent career book, this is it. It's also very hard to read - I keep having to think.
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Thanks to various twitter threads this weekend, I have added some new books to my Amazon wishlist.
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OH: Oracle’s Cloud is mushroom-shaped and is actual smoke from burning customer’s cash
"I'm not sure where I'm going. I'll lead!" - Emmanuelle Heyman
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EFF is resigning from the W3C. It should not approve standards that deny users control over their own browsers eff.org/deeplinks/2017…
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If those with whom you agree can do no wrong and those with whom you disagree can do no right, you're in a cult.
"The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this: a human creature born abnormally, inhumanly sensitive." - Pearl S. Buck
Hey @billinkc don't sell my #sqlsatkc registration to the Russians this year, okay?
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I just learned that in SQL Server, ALTER DATABASE CURRENT works on whatever database you're connected to. Which is awesome for automation.
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I fear the church now recognizes two classes if sin: sin, and the worse class, the sin of a political opponent.
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One of my favorites.
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@bphogan Anyone who is years ahead of you is also thousands of mistakes ahead of you. Don't be too hard on yourself, and just keep swiming.
Yo @billinkc - hope you have enough bbq for me come the 7th.
Today's language refresher is PHP, because consistency is for hipsters.
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You know that thing where you type the wrong password into Windows and you know it and it spins for a while? Yeah, ESC should work there.
Just spent three minutes unable to remember my zip code. Must need moonshine.
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