Mark Pratt @sqlnumpty
Joined October 2013-
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If you're going to #SQLBits and you get list, it's in here 😎😛
A big shout out to the plumb who just took the passive half of our cluster off the network on a Friday afternoon. 😱😡⚡️
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Pencil dates into your SQL Calendars folks! #sqlsatcambridge venue confirmed for 8th, 9th & 10th of Sept 2016 #sqlpass #sexyandyouknowit
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Want to get a DBA yelling about how much they hate something? Mention the words 'entity framework'.
Must try harder @SQLRich. Do as I do and throw the drink at your face and hope it all goes in 😎😎🍻🍻☔️😛
Simply charming but where's the Earl Grey? 😱
Recently, I have mainly been traveling up and down in one of Schindler's padded cells 😎 Strangely comforting .......
Nice wheels @AndreKamman but was it more fun than the Charlotte clown car 😃 @nodns
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Hope the weekend goes well #SQLSatExeter I'd love to be there but Im in the wrong country ;o)
Best present ever - Turing pardoned. bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…
Just what I need at this ungodly hour: an opera singing builder ....
Get a wiggle on @SQLBits, I need my next fix ....... ;o)
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Word of the day "omnishambles" en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnishamb…
Recruiter: So when will you be upgrading to MCDBA? Me: Exactly when do you expect to actually place your first candidate?
Back to work after 2weeks. 46 updates, an install of IE10 and a shed load of emails. Charming .... :o(
Charlotte taxi driver: You been to that geek convention? Hell yes !!!!! #summit13 #sqlpass #sqlfamily
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