effin turd @srs_lsr

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Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms

6 years ago

Nietzsche: God is dead. Everyone: wow cool. Nietzsche: No, not cool you little shits. Now we have to be God ourselves. Can you replace God? No, because are all a bunch of idiots. Everyone: oh shit.

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6 years ago

If u get off the bus at Davie and Denman yr a cop

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6 years ago

hellman is a not good name for mayonnaise

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6 years ago

hey im back feels goo

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10 years ago

i hope no one saw me burying that dead bird in my front yard.

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10 years ago

*me singin third eye blind* "that song is about crystal meth!" "yeah i know i'm totally fuckin blazin on meth right now."

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11 years ago

woww there is so much nature

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11 years ago

my thread count is so low it's like im sleeping on cheese cloth

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Baby's names @Babysnames

11 years ago

Mark Zuckerberg Wheres My FUCKIN Llama Emoji 🐏🐄❓🐐🐪

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11 years ago

wondering around the dallas airport and i'm lost and a little drunk

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11 years ago

we lost a lot of good men back there on pen island

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11 years ago

only 418 world wars to go until world war 420 cool

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11 years ago

it feels good being on the bus surrounded by people even if i don't know anyof them

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11 years ago

im ready for the aliens to take me away

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11 years ago

something about standing in a field that's flooded w stadium lights is so empowering i can't explain it but i hope maybe ill be able 2 1 day

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11 years ago

there's something about the smell of mothballs that's kinda nice.

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11 years ago

burn down everything now

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11 years ago

SO TENSE RN

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11 years ago

i chug one of these bad boys every day before my morning run

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