statguymarty @statguymarty

Joined May 2021

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statguymarty @statguymarty

3 months ago

Do not let it come back to the garden

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3 months ago

Hey Indiana, bite the pillow we’re going in dry

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4 months ago

I am the captain now lookin ass

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I’m sorry but that’s it? Best of three on the mason dixon line, the beaches of Normandy, Iwo Jima even. I’m naming American sites because I can’t for the life of me think of anything relevant you maple syrup eating fucks have done for society. We’ll play you in a Timmy fucking…

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9 months ago

Really excited to see a federal Government that would struggle connecting to Bluetooth headphones draw up legislation around AI and synthetic media

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11 months ago

I’d trade Amari cooper for a golden retriever with the right attitude

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11 months ago

Fire Siriani, guy should be fly fishing in the allegahney river tmrw not coaching an nfl team

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11 months ago

Bring back ice girls. Tickets ain’t cheap and I’d much rather watch the graveyard hooters shift hit a couple bend and snaps over the acha age outs they have scoopin ice now

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11 months ago

A Nittany lion rips a Buckeyes face off in an Oklahoma drill

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11 months ago

Drew Allar needs some rosary beads and a hoola hoop after today’s performance. Pick it the fuck up bud we have Ohio state in 3 weeks.

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11 months ago

Put jeanty at MLB. Let’s see what this fucker is made of.

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4 years ago

If you bet college basketball and don't know @GUnit_81 @haslametrics or @kenpomeroy I do not want to talk. Your opinion is invalid like a year old fast pass at Disney land.