Steve Mallen @stevemallen
Lover of Music and Mathematics. Scala developer. Brighton Joined May 2009-
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Just saw The Creator at @cineworld. Great film but holy crap why does the sound have to be so ear splittingly loud? After 2 hours I now have tinnitus. I'm sure cinema sound never used to be this bad. Will be avoiding going to the pictures there in future...
At conference, Sunak said: Nobody wants an election NOBODY This petition says otherwise Yes, they'll ignore it But the more signatures it gets ...the bigger the bell he looks. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6419…
I can state with confidence that not a single one of the scientists I work with at Oxford has any idea what this means.
Brassica xkcd.com/2827
At 1600 years old (or there abouts), the Wilmington yew tree needs all the help it can get. ⠀ Pre-dating both the Norman Conquest and the church it sits next to by several hundred years, it truly is a remarkable tree. #SouthDowns
Save Grove Park library - Sign the Petition! chng.it/X7XsD7hX via @UKChange @CatfordCat @thebluebluruk @LucyMangan ♥️
What a cracking melody...!
Bully says bullying should be OK in bullying letter.
Bully says bullying should be OK in bullying letter.
It’s Friday. It’s raining. Let’s have another look at what might be the funniest thing ever broadcast. youtube.com/watch?v=bhboFh…
This is wonderfully convincing, but clearly preposterous. Needs some deep thought to see where it's wrong...
This is wonderfully convincing, but clearly preposterous. Needs some deep thought to see where it's wrong...
Dear Simon Pegg, Maths is a hugely creative subject that underpins many creative industries: architecture, animation, special effects, music. To equate mathematicians with a drone army of date entering robots shows why a maths for artists 16-18 course would be a great idea.
Rishi Sunak urged to backtrack on compulsory maths plans after experts warn it will cause widespread division.
The Postman Pat theme tune tells us repeatedly that Pat feels he’s a very lucky man. The more eps you watch, the more you realise this is a desperate mantra in the face of near constant stress.
Under Elon Musk’s new direction for Twitter, several anti-vaccine accounts with tens of thousands of followers are now verified by paying $7.99 a month for Twitter Blue. My latest for @GuardianUS theguardian.com/technology/202…
The whole Suella Braverman thing is mortifying but tofu is such a hack reference. Chronologically, the evil Guardian foods go quiche, lentils, hummus, yogurt THEN tofu, then lattes, avocados, kale and quinoa and now we're years deep into jackfruit, kimchi and natural wine.
Sweep for Chancellor...
Sweep for Chancellor...
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Slides from my @FunScalaConf talk Monads Are Not About Sequencing are at continuously.dev/presentations/…
The hard part is unlearning what you think you know. Come unlearn with me at @FunScalaConf. Use promo code TomasMikula15OFF for 15% off: eventbrite.com/e/481896564597…
Dirac was one of the greatest physicists of the 20th C. This is how he worked, drawing figures to capture geometries — a practice that began with compulsory technical drawing classes as a schoolboy in Bristol. (Reminder: STEAM > STEM, educating the eye makes the mind stronger.)
Postman Pat - The horror version.
I am Jewish. My grandparents escaped the Holocaust. The sickening, evil acts of savagery committed by Hamas terrorists in recent days belong in the Middle Ages. Israel has, of course, a right to defend itself from such wickedness. But the war is against Hamas, not children and…
an exponential curve looks identical anywhere along the x axis- so long as you stretch the y axis accordingly
Tunnel man will not ask for money in bizarre mode
@stevemallen @cineworld Odeon was alright but yea they should employ a decibel meter
What a fantastic and beautiful illustration of scale!
2025. The website once known as Twitter is a barren wasteland. The blue ticks still throw money at Musk so they can shout their terrible views into the abyss. A tiny band of non subscribers who haven’t left can only post once every other Monday using just the letters E L O and N.
the room next door - Penny Mordaunt
Someone tell the cunt who's been in charge for the last 13 years
"It's time for a change, and we are it" PM Rishi Sunak finishes his speech by promising to "give the country what it so sorely needs… so that we can build a brighter future for everyone" Follow live bbc.in/3rLuHjj
They're all mad.
Penny Mordaunt, "Stand up and fight, because when you stand up and fight, the person beside you stands up and fights. And when our party stands up and fights, the nation stands up and fights. And when our nation stands up and fights, other nations stand up and fight. And they…
My speech with Penny Mordaunt: stand up and fight
I don't think I've ever seen anyone put so much emphasis, significance and passion into saying absolutely nothing.
I cannot stop watching this. It’s one of the most peculiar things I’ve ever seen, which given the venue, is really saying something. Get to the end (if you can).