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"how do you like them apples" but I'm just holding my nuts against the glass
crazy to think that at the first Thanksgiving the Indians were sticking their fingers in the food and washing the dishes in the gutters
I started eating local honey and I haven't had any seizures. I didn't have them before, either
doug emhoff has never tried ketamine but he has been in a k-hole
Why do all strippers smell the same? I wanna buy the scent for my wife.
From now on, you will be known as Muab'dib, BUT your secret name that will be known only to me and only I will call you, is Usul. AND your secret name that neither myself or nitrodubz will call you, will be... Lisan Al-Gaib. @wigger
A fat guy who keeps dropping things so he can say "Butterfingers"
“Yeah I’m an ally, I’ll lie about being a feminist to bang ya” #WomensHistoryMonth
Me? I’m socially autistic, fiscally Down’s syndrome
This shrink gave me something called a “Rorschach test”. It was just a bunch of black and white pictures of men kissing. I won’t be going back to that guy
[AITA] For punching my girlfriend in the arm after she queefed because she failed to say "safety" #WomensHistoryMonth
Do you think PFAS in everything’s we consume are going to be an egregious error in retrospect like how we view bloodletting or the 19th amendment today? #WomensHistoryMonth
Convincing a girl to help you pass your drug test because you are on parole and don't want to go back to prison, then looking her in the eyes as you drink her pee in front of her #WomensHistoryMonth
Two holes diverged in a hairy bush, and I fucked the one less traveled #WomensHistoryMonth
The worst thing about women is they will say shit like "I'll suck your dick" and then they'll suck your dick for like 8 seconds and say "let's fuck". Also they are stupid. #WomensHistoryMonth
acting like a fucking retard to celebrate #InternationalWomensDay
buying plan B and asking the pharmacist "so I just mix this into his baby food?"
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