Mr Wright @stuartiswright
Stuart Wright. Tweeting like a fucking bird since '94. Solicitor(-ish). Cumbernauld Village, Scotland Joined May 2009-
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Mustāve taken you ages to go around checking everyoneās tickets.
Mustāve taken you ages to go around checking everyoneās tickets.
Thereās a reason Gerry Adams hasnāt sued anyone for saying: āGerry Adams was a commanding officer in the provisional IRAā
Okā¦then fuck it, since youāll never see it. I can let you know. I won the whole thing and made the best dishes ever tasted on the show. Gregg Wallace said, and I quote- āthis quiche is so tasty that Iām going to pull its pants down and roger it senseless right now.ā
Okā¦then fuck it, since youāll never see it. I can let you know. I won the whole thing and made the best dishes ever tasted on the show. Gregg Wallace said, and I quote- āthis quiche is so tasty that Iām going to pull its pants down and roger it senseless right now.ā
Chief whip of five lads? My brother, that is a group chat admin.
Also known as her initial days in Downing Street
@Conservatives You have defunded the criminal justice system to the point of collapse. Every day I meet victims of the most serious, appalling crimes, whose agonies have been exacerbated by the system that you have broken. There has never been a government as soft on crime as @RishiSunakās.
Attacking a political opponent for having represented unpopular clients as a barrister is like attacking somebody for having treated unpopular patients as a doctor. It is an absurdity perpetrated by the cynical and dishonest upon the unwary. It insults and debases us all.
Attacking a political opponent for having represented unpopular clients as a barrister is like attacking somebody for having treated unpopular patients as a doctor. It is an absurdity perpetrated by the cynical and dishonest upon the unwary. It insults and debases us all.
Itās not fair to call all 313 MPs who voted for the Rwanda bill horrible racists, some of them are merely moral vacuums willing to throw vulnerable asylum seekers under the bus to prolong whatās left of their short careers
I was in the supermarket & there was an old lady in front of me at the checkout. She didn't have enough money to buy her shopping, she started to cry then she looked at me & asked "Why won't they stop the boats?" I cuddled her & said "It'll be fine. Rishi will stop the boats"
Reason 52 why I canāt delete Facebook: a group called āWetherspoons The Game!ā in which you put up a couple of photos of yourselves & explain the occasion, alongside the spoons youāre in. If youāve got a good post, people will send you a drink. Nana doesnāt know whatās hit her š¤£
@SuellaBraverman Takes a proper psychopath to look at people living on the streets as winter approaches and think āwe should take away their shelterā
Enjoying these calls from Tories for a new leader, like a man trying to rearrange the deck chairs on a now vertical titanic
"Who are we fighting against?!" "...what?...pardon?" ļ¼ mrjamesob reacts to Penny Mordaunt's 'mad' stand up and fight Tory conference speech.
Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.
Hey girl are you the North of England, because I want to promise you the greatest rail youāve ever had and then immediately disappoint you.
"We are a nation of drivers"???? Uh, yeah I guess so. We are also a nation of bed users. Of breakfasters. We're carpet fans. We are a nation of tap users. We are a nation who likes to use pens. We are a nation of microwavers, of shoe-wearers. We are a nation of eyebrow-havers.
"We are a nation of drivers"???? Uh, yeah I guess so. We are also a nation of bed users. Of breakfasters. We're carpet fans. We are a nation of tap users. We are a nation who likes to use pens. We are a nation of microwavers, of shoe-wearers. We are a nation of eyebrow-havers.
Premier League pitches might look like a great spot for picnicking but always remember to check the fixture list before you place your blanket down on the grass. Choose the wrong day and you could find your picnic being repeatedly disrupted by people playing a football match.
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