Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

musings, ramblings, asides, and redundancy. sometimes i'm funny. Joined April 2020

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

My husband is shaking cocktails in the half-bath to be quieter, so if that's not responsible parenting, I don't know what is.

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Cori Bush @CoriBush

5 years ago

My first resolution in Congress will be to call for the expulsion of the Republican members of Congress who incited this domestic terror attack on the Capitol.

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Canadians are deeply disturbed and saddened by the attack on democracy in the United States, our closest ally and neighbour. Violence will never succeed in overruling the will of the people. Democracy in the US must be upheld - and it will be.

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley, as well as the rest of those clowns giving Trump's ridiculous and invalid claims a voice, better watch out in a couple years when we vote their asses out. Do not forget today, or the way you're feeling right now when you go vote in the coming years.

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Congresswoman Cori Bush (Archived) @RepCori

5 years ago

I want a public response from each and every one of my Republican colleagues: do you think this is ok?

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Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

5 years ago

SHUT THIS LYING LUNATIC’S ACCOUNT DOWN NOW

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

This is absolutely horrifying, disgusting....I wish I could say this is surprising for Trump or his followers, but I really can't. With all of this unfolding, can we finally just call Donald Trump treasonous?

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

Man, adopting children is like all of a sudden being told to whip up coq au vin without knowing a lick of French. *directly related to us laying out the Christmas gifts today and realizing we didn't have nearly enough for the kiddos. SIGH.

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

JUSTICE FOR CONAN

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

5 years ago

JUSTICE FOR CONAN

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

If this stuff makes me look as good as @JLo then she can have all my money 💸💸💸💸

jlo @JLo

5 years ago

If this stuff makes me look as good as @JLo then she can have all my money 💸💸💸💸

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

Rudy:

The Washington Post @washingtonpost

5 years ago

Rudy: https://t.co/S0AHJux4NK

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

But look how hard he worked on his poster!!!!

Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg

5 years ago

But look how hard he worked on his poster!!!!

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

Fake news.

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

I mean, you're all entitled to your own opinion, but if @PedroPascal1 isn't coming in at #1 on your "Dudes I Wanna Have a Drink With" list, well.... ...your opinion sucks. 🤷‍♀️ #IDontMakeTheRules #LiterallyTheCoolestDude #PedroForBFF #TotalDrinkingBuddyVibes

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

Look I might be drinking beer by myself on the couch but im also eating hummus so it's healthy, right?

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

Wait, so you're saying that @realDonaldTrump is a loser? Pls retweet to confirm....

Jon Favreau @jonfavs

5 years ago

Wait, so you're saying that @realDonaldTrump is a loser? Pls retweet to confirm....

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Middle-Aged Shenanigans @sun_and_sarcasm

5 years ago

Someone help this bitch on House Hunters understand that "congruency" is largely a mathematic term and shouldn't be used to describe her shitty laminate flooring. P.S. she keeps shouting about "Ohana"