Baba Yaga in a Sundress 🦥 @swamp_bitch_
29 she/her. Sweaty and salty. DMs are open so I can tell you to fuck off. Down with the patriarchy. Joined July 2020-
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Yo @krispykreme why the fresh fuck are the fundraiser plain glazed donuts FOURTEEN DOLLARS NOW?! Congratulations, I ain’t supporting nobody’s kids this school year. Fucckkkk.
This is Brock Allen Turner the convicted rapist. He goes by Allen and recently bought a house in Oakwood, Ohio.
My 11 month-old son saw the pride merchandise in our local Target- immediately said “mama, I am woke and gay now” and then he did the worm
Good. Give that whole racist ass neighborhood hell.
Good. Give that whole racist ass neighborhood hell.
This…
Getting real tired of this whole “existing” thing.
Big tits are all fun and games until you’re trying to feed another human with them and you gotta hold them a certain way so you don’t suffocate anyone.
Watching @officialDannyT judge on the new Iron Chef show is so wholesome. God I love that man.
“Ariel wasn’t Black!” & Jesus wasn’t white. Cope.
This is the most West Virginia thing I’ve ever seen.
“When have I literally EVER said “ducking” as an adjective?!” -me to my predictive text
Fuck a full moon. #healthcare #nursing #laboranddelivery
*mutes ‘live laugh love’
I swear to god, if my next child is also a boy, I will start shitting in the box with the cat. These boys and their aim…and pubes 🤢
“It’s 5 O’ Clock somewhere” stop making excuses and day drink like an adult
Having a clean-cut 🐱is all fun and games until you slice into your labia 😱
Hey @Wendys can you maybe suck @CocaColaCo ‘s weiner or whatever the Clown did to make their Coke and Sprite taste so C R I S P. It’s your last puzzle piece.
Coming home from a ten hour shift to get yelled at is really fucking awesome. I should have grabbed a drink at the store. Which I stopped at to get food for dinner. Since no one could answer their phone to tell me if dinner was covered or not. Fuck a Monday.
Are you FUCKING kidding me?
If you like bare ass touching you, being people not to touch their buttholes, and tiny humans refusing to wear pants, then parenthood might be for you.
Nurse Lovers Communit.. @nurse_pos
2K Followers 1K Following "#Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription"
Giest @Giest18
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Radio Free Olive 🧦 @RadioFreeOlive
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Reyna Adams @ReynaAd61142904
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ωнοορϊє ⳤ�.. @WKatThomason
15K Followers 13K Following Comedian in my mind! Host of hashtag game @WhoopiesMind Mondays, 6:30pm EST! Alias @Whoopiekat ✌️❤️🙏.
Overflowing Trashcan�.. @EthanOpia_
2K Followers 858 Following I'm basically Bob The Builder, just less cool - worlds okayest person - 🦥 - Forklift Certified 👑
Tyrannees @tyrannees
2K Followers 2K Following venmo: Jason-Coleman-2 CashApp: $tyranneees622 Zelle: 7139878100 This link explains my current situation: https://t.co/jzF7DMeXeR https://t.co/O7Kc0YBS8D
SouthboundPachyderm @demoncleaner66
372 Followers 1K Following Old metal-head,cannabis enthusiast/dopesmoker & atheist. Enjoys craft IPA’s & pets more than human beings.Lives in Philadelphia suburbs & I don’t know anything.
Erin King🌼 @ernie_renee
117 Followers 192 Following Nightshift nurse that sometimes catches babies. I'm probably not as fun as I should be. Views are my own. 🩺👨👩👦👦
*Lady V* @tanbotha24
13K Followers 5K Following Boobs, Beards, Bacon, Bruce Springsteen💖 Gryffindor 😎 Here to fuck shit up. Fuck off.
Russell @ArtbyRussell
287 Followers 625 Following I like to make art. Dad to the only human I intend to create. @RiotGrlErin has my back in a Riot. For Patronage: Venmo @RussellNoyes1975
Garguts @Gargotheron
1K Followers 960 Following '78 sXe dude, wrestling, ping snare & horror fan. Married. Noise artist: TAB IN/TAB OUT, Takeshita, Pizza Burrito, Emphysema Complex, PxPx, Kwashiorkor
mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
Aaron Wilson @agwon79
801 Followers 1K Following I have brown hair and bluish green eyes. Some people on Twitter say I have a big forehead.
JabeArcade @JabeArcade
50 Followers 174 Following The Official Twitter for JabeArcade! Get all the updates here!
Lady Gaga @ladygaga
83.3M Followers 112K Following JAZZ & PIANO 🎺🎼 JUNE 19 - JULY 6 | HAUS LABS 💄 @hauslabs | THE CHROMATICA BALL ⚔️💓 | JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX 🃏 OCTOBER 4
Zirael Rem 🔮 @Zirael_Rem
202K Followers 106 Following Cosplay is my biggest passion💜 Almost all craft details made by me 🌿 follow my new page to see fresh content @kawabarker
Purple ♡ Bitch | ON.. @lure_lady
1.5M Followers 256 Following ✨I’m Taty! I’m a world famous clip artist✨ 3x AVN winner🏆cooperation: [email protected] 💌
Michelle Obama @MichelleObama
22.1M Followers 18 Following Girl from the South Side and former First Lady. Wife, mother, dog lover. Always hugger-in-chief. #TheLightWeCarry
Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds
21.5M Followers 2K Following owner: @aviationgin - @MintMobile - @maximumeffort - @Wrexham_AFC
PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter
360K Followers 17K Following OB/GYN, appropriately confident, lasso of truth, Canadian Spice, I speak for no one but me. The Vagina Bible. Menopause Manifesto. New book: Blood 🩸
cella @cellapaz
11K Followers 2K Following i’m probably eating soup. seen on @huffpost @buzzfeed @todayshow
Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad
14K Followers 975 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!
Cat Gee @CatGee1989
13K Followers 7K Following American Short Tempered 😾 Rabid @ClemsonFB Fan 🐯 #Nurse 👩⚕️ Vinyl Purist.
meghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Midge @mxmclain
35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg
5.6M Followers 3K Following Autistic climate justice activist Born at 375 ppm
She-Rage, Princess of.. @ClaireMax
224K Followers 457 Following Louder than God’s revolver & twice as shiny. Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro. she/her 💖💜💙 banner: @yinyengart
Bɾҽɳԃσɳ Qυҽυ.. @brendonqueue
63K Followers 3K Following 27 | Kinky Internet Boyfriend | I get nůde and do hot nůde things | ENM | Climber | Traveling Model | Raging-Pansexual | Backup @brendonisqueued
your dads favorite @brendonisqueued
8K Followers 61 Following Backup for @brendonqueue which is where the horny stuff is | professional life doer and slut
🦈FatherShark🦈 @SkylarShark
313K Followers 874 Following .SW. NSFW. 18+. 28. Genderfluid, Pansexual, Any pronouns 👍🏼 polyamorous. ❤️
HEIDI LAVON @heidilavon
649K Followers 63 Following I stream on https://t.co/lntRZJLxHZ | @fansly partner | Yes I have one 🤓 Tap @itsheidilavon for 🔗’s
Nate Limit Exceeded @.. @perlhack
22K Followers 6K Following @natesmith.jawns.club homeless pirate. sustainable, carbon-neutral tweets. butterfly whisperer. official soup taster. likes LEGOs BLM. He/Him.
🍇Peanut Butter Sun.. @PSunfish
39 Followers 67 Following He/Him 🍇 Artist 🥜 Animal Crossing 🍇 Yu-Gi-Oh! 🥜 Pokémon 🍇 Minecraft Be kind and unwind!
Dr. Doug 🥼💊💉.. @RaptorBreath
3K Followers 1K Following big dumb, shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband
jo @whatsJo
48K Followers 971 Following b-side. I eat popsicles for breakfast. Trial ft error. 🤖rights. crusha bit, lil bit✨
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Lady Glaucomflecken (.. @LGlaucomflecken
70K Followers 671 Following Speaker. Podcaster. Writer. SCA lay responder. Co-survivor of cancer/SCA/med school/marriage to @DGlaucomflecken. https://t.co/6O5U57OkTg
Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD
38K Followers 2K Following fueled by coffee, fluent in sarcasm, lover of naps, always searching for where I parked my car
Village Person @SvnSxty
31K Followers 4K Following If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
Wendy’s @Wendys
3.8M Followers 446 Following We like our tweets the way we like our fries: hot, crispy, and better than anyone expects from a fast food restaurant.
Radio Free Olive 🧦 @RadioFreeOlive
3K Followers 3K Following I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! —Dr Seuss https://t.co/mH6Ewk9IRV
CBustedBiscuits @IMightBeBitter
2K Followers 2K Following Inappropriate, unfiltered & socially dissonant, not to be misconstrued. Some oldies... https://t.co/UpL7EtNysN
Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface
12K Followers 3K Following Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
@Morbidful Essentially, the alligator was killed without reason and unnecessarily.
Hamas’ actions were evil and unconscionable. But responding by cutting off food, electricity and water to 1 million CHILDREN is not the way to go. Maybe this loses me followers, but you don’t defeat evil by being evil.
I get a lot of emails from people wanting to use my videos in their talks/lectures, which is great! I’m all about educating with humor, so we hired a curriculum specialist to help us produce “Jonathan’s Notes.” Hope you like it! Glaucomflecken.com/notes
Exciting news for #MedEd faculty! Everyone’s favorite loyal scribe has released the first edition of “Jonathan’s Notes on Medical Education” — for free! It features embedded videos, quotes, and exclusive memes—all curated to punch up your lectures and support your students.
@_amolk I mean what are you, an ophthalmologist?
Nico Robin from One Piece 👐🏻
girls don’t want boys, girls want florence welch to touch their faces while she sings staring directly into their eyes
What’s cookin’ good lookin’ 🥹
If you are an adult and you are invested in who is crowned homecoming queen you are a fucking weirdo
the pride flag I wear is to let patients who are LGBTQ (a group that has faced discrimination and disparities in healthcare) know that they are safe to be themselves with me as their doctor it’s not “political” to want your patients to feel safe when it comes to their health
@WilliamMoore175 @Mickolas9 @parden04 @GuyLambertUK The pride flag, on a lanyard, for instance, is experienced as a political declaration by patients. It does not belong in a professional, ethical doctor-patient relationship. The patients, who are often hurting, terrified and anxious, should not have to deal also with our…
Thinking about Villanelle turning her head to stare at women in Killing Eve.
who gives a shit COUSIN IS IN THE BOTTOM ROW
Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet at the US Open.
@JRR_Tolkitten @TheSDPadresFan @SaycheeseDGTL *Whoosh*
@beijingbeefback @TheSDPadresFan @SaycheeseDGTL Ngl man, when AI wipes out all of humanity they’re gonna put this comment in the “Why We Did It” museum.
no one ever tells you how often you'll whisper "righty tighty, lefty loosey" to yourself as an adult and they really should
SAY IT WITH ME, MEN: clothing is not consent clothing is not consent clothing is not consent clothing is not consent clothing is not consent clothing is not consent clothing is not consent clothing is not consent clothing is not consent clothing is not consent!
been working on teaching my brain that fight or flight isn’t meant for answering phone calls.
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