Swap monkey @swap_monkey
My views are my own and do not reflect those of anyone or any company. Joined March 2013-
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@SwapDatShitOut it's IT but not similar. The closest thing to what I do would be like IS&T but I run it.
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When will Apple make something that can help shave my balls.
@SwapJockey I had sex with 3 specialists and a BJ from one female FRS. Never got the Female geniuses though. The hot one said lesbi frens.
@SwapDatShitOut I have every Saturday and Sunday off. Plus 21 vacation days a year and all holidays. It's nice to leave Apple.
2/2 I now know why people are mad at the GB cause specialists are idiots he didn't know shit about iCloud or anything.
I finally went into my old store and upgraded my phone. I had the new specialist explain features how they worked. Then it came to me 1/2
Go 2 a job with better retirement, a 20% pay inc and close to family OR stay where I am n be loyal to the company that saved me from Apple?
Shit I should have stayed with Apple so I could get the green shirt.
@c0ffeeisg0d @SwapDatShitOut @iFRSgent Negative sir! A) supporting windows is an incentive to sell AppleCare. B) PC set up in a ARS boo!
@c0ffeeisg0d @SwapDatShitOut @iFRSgent Windows support is for AppleCare. The steps take awhile to long for a single appointment.
10 yrs ago my ex told me one of these days I'd lose my looks and be broke then where would I be. #looksandmoney still gottem.
I find it hard to empathize with morons. I cannot imagine being that stupid.
Why does Apple pay its male technicians more than its female technicians? I dunno but do you want a girl fixing your CPU full of porn?
I haven't worked for Apple for awhile and I still get messages asking how to fix stuff from former coworkers. Human Kbase! Memorizing GSX
Are you the Genius, FRS or Creative that gets pulled from the Repair, Appointment or Session to handle the issue nobody knows how to?
Empathy can kiss my ass. Act nice get treated nice. Act a fool and well fuck you.
Saw what Aloe Blacc looks like for the first time. He is a Klingon.
Just dropped my iPhone about 4ft onto concrete corner first. Not broken. Amazazing! Never breaks.
@KtKeelan you're cute just ask a single guy out. You can get that money.
Kim Busic @_kehm_
0 Followers 245 Following
Maia_is_paradise @MaiaIsParadise
362 Followers 456 Following Really just with whatever at this point!!
Bogdan S @bogdanst
448 Followers 2K Following Underdog, daydreamer, night owl. Doing it all one step at a time. :) views my own not those of my employer and/or no endorsement, yada yada yada. 😌✌🏼🏳️🌈
Joe Jonas @JoeJona78362989
3 Followers 271 Following
riffomatic @riffomatic
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FFFL00D @fffl00d
376 Followers 2K Following Organized Chaos. Eye candy creator for DVS GLTN. Soul Surfer of Soundwaves as FFFL00D. High functioning introvert.
Juan E Vibez @FruitstandJ
366 Followers 316 Following Cmon, we al know Airpods Max is the stupidest thing apples made in a long time. This has been the mood today...
Tommy Blackwell @ta_blackwell
20 Followers 265 Following
Kathy Owens @Ko123Owens
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Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
818 Followers 335 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
ohWELL @TShaw50
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Brandon Holm @_bholm
243 Followers 918 Following #bitcoin #npub1un4jzzmdl8pr70n0yqmpxq3y2zmhszcns7zy6568st268rmtu5jq0w3dst
ExpertGeniusPro @fruitstandtales
349 Followers 194 Following unofficial rants from the fruit stand.. oh and we don't serve drinks at our bar. personal rants of an ExpertLeadGenius
Ryan @wowboy84
3 Followers 372 Following
Louie V @Its_LouieV
694 Followers 337 Following Well... Yesterday I had some Starbucks... And today I had some Starbucks... OMG tomorrow is such a mystery!
Louie V. @The_Real_LouieV
1K Followers 2K Following I Am The Original Louie V. - DJ / Producer / Remixer / Editor In Chief @TSPTutor / Night Life Enthusiast / Guru / Can Actually Play Vinyl IG:its_Louiev
ttnntt @foodsavedmylife
18 Followers 307 Following
Isaac Lay @isaaclay10
177 Followers 543 Following Tech enthusiast, former Apple Genius & IT guy. Now a software QA Engineer.
Rico Espinoza @RicoTheBard
473 Followers 212 Following Director, Writer, Musician, Lvl 20 Half-elf Wizard. Don't let the profile pic fool you, I am not white but I do dress monochromatically. https://t.co/1wTZv2TBAD
Sneaker @sneakersand
66 Followers 2K Following
Offpoint @off__point
9 Followers 523 Following
bastard genius @abastardgenius
282 Followers 133 Following currently genius, forever bastard. views are most certainly not that of my employer.
No Eligible Session @noeligiblesesh
212 Followers 62 Following everyone else has one of these things so i want one too. my views do not represent that of my unnamed employer.
GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
1K Followers 662 Following I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet.
Chris Chamblee @chambcs
95 Followers 602 Following Dedicated Husband & Father, Political Junkie, Social Justice Warrior, Ally, Tech Geek, Auburn Fanatic, Vegan, Actor, Life Credo: Live, Love, Learn, Grow
The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey
411 Followers 131 Following I'm an angry monkey with a lot of opinions. I used to be creative at work. These are my opinions, you can't have them.
LoChang19 @LoChang19
421 Followers 6K Following
FRS @familyroomwoes
260 Followers 138 Following all thoughts expressed are mine and not the views of Apple as a company. I just really need a place to vent 
Paul pɹɐɐƃɯooq @bluap
83 Followers 332 Following Mens: 22-01-1974, Ajax fan: 1986, Vader: 27-09-1995, ApplePro: 1997, Man van Anouska: 07-08-09. Het blijft steeds leuker worden! (o ja, Twitter: 03-2009)
FRS @frsstruggles
97 Followers 162 Following This account shows life as a Worn Out FRS from behind the bar. All tweets expressed are my views and not those of the company I work for. Employees Unit!
Kieran Ross @kpr_photography
28 Followers 270 Following I am a photographer based in Aberdeenshire. I like to take candid, sports and live music photographs.
Family Room Rants @GBARrants
152 Followers 122 Following Rants from behind the Fruit Stand. All thoughts are my own and not those of the company I work for. I just need a place to vent
DF | Dstyles 🥋 @ t... @DstylesMasamune
536 Followers 1K Following Cyclist. Anime fan. Photographer/cinematographer. Creative Director for @dynamikfocus // portfolio: https://t.co/qj4EvsN7hN Thoughts are my own!
FRS Rants @afruitstandlife
179 Followers 137 Following all posts are my thoughts not those of Apple. I just need a place to rant
40 Min @FRWaitTime
37 Followers 68 Following Someone will help you right now. | Not affiliated with 
Granny Smith Apple @BobGrannyApple
321 Followers 536 Following Just little old Granny Smith watching all the tweets from the young Granny Smith Apples out there... my tweets and re-tweets are my own thoughts.
Lauren Picerno @LaurenPicerno
23 Followers 49 Following![Not an official Apple account nor in any way affiliated with Apple Inc, just a [former] employee](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000515792825/b10c42b2d73e488f0462d2b45842371b.jpeg)
Swap Lady @justCRUit
605 Followers 131 Following Not an official Apple account nor in any way affiliated with Apple Inc, just a [former] employee
Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
796 Followers 319 Following I really do like helping people, but the negatives of Apple Retail outweighed the positives. I am a commie.
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 507 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody
111K Followers 0 Following I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
NihilistFruitBasket @FruitBasketCase
357 Followers 194 Following Grudgemaster, overly bitter, insensitive, and completely rotten...to the core.
Brian Pounds @BrianPounds
3K Followers 1K Following Singer/Songwriter, Amateur Motivational Speaker Enthusiast. “Southern Writer” available at https://t.co/jougDWPogD
Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson
8.6M Followers 826 Following
Red Zone Hell @redzonehell
309 Followers 206 Following Approaching, probing, presenting, listening and ending with a fond farewell...to Chinese resellers and angry suburban housewives.
Mark Gurman @markgurman
426K Followers 2K Following Breaking News on Apple & Tech. Bloomberg Managing Editor. @UMSI Board Member. Send secure tips on Signal: markgurman.01 or email [email protected].
Samantha Francisco �... @topseykret
1K Followers 992 Following Lover of Cheese. 🧀 @AppStore Social Media at @Apple . *Not an Intern* All thoughts and opinions are my own.
Positive Intent FRS @FRSIntent
276 Followers 159 Following You break em, we fix em. These are my views/thoughts/rants...not my employer's.
GSX Junkie @GSXJunkie
451 Followers 155 Following Currenly an AppleCare zombie. Previously AASP tech. Posts are of my own, and not my employers.
Swap City @frsswapmonkey
277 Followers 73 Following Opinions expressed are those of my own and have absolutely nothing to do with those of my employer's.
Fickle FRS @FickleFRS
536 Followers 95 Following The thoughts contained herein are my own, and not affiliated with you sane people.
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
447 Followers 334 Following
BOH Appleseed @BOH_trollolo
409 Followers 233 Following a former field slave for a multi trillion dollar company... Trollololo ... These are my opinions and you shouldnt believe them cause im poor #penisula
think of your eyes li... @probepolitely
206 Followers 192 Following a real-life female pro (we do exist)
madfruitstandemploye @madfruitstand
1K Followers 316 Following http://t.co/vX6yIAhiLH Tweets are entirely my own, and not my boss.
iPhone MegaMiniMax @FruitStoreNinja
569 Followers 533 Following In no way affiliated with Apple inc. This account is for comedy and parody purposes only. #Unionize #UnionStrong
Le Genius @legeniusfr
289 Followers 39 Following You probably should take an apointment. Not an official Apple account.
BOH Apple Picker. @SumFruitCompany
42 Followers 18 Following BOH Slave in Banes Prision. LOVE my COMPANY, just Hate my Store. These Are My opinions and no one else's
FruitStandHell @FruitStandHell
496 Followers 28 Following Ops slave aka one of the ugly stepchildren of . My thoughts are my own. Not an official Apple account.
Four C's @45minute15s
486 Followers 11 Following Servicing customers since 2012. Retweets will self-destruct. You have been warned.
Red Zone Sass @RZSass
423 Followers 26 Following Sass from an ex-Red Zone Specialist. Not an 'official' Apple account... yada yada.
Red Zone Ho @AcerbicRedZone
997 Followers 53 Following Just another girl whoring herself out for Retail. My opinions dont reflect Apple, Inc, or it's subsidiaries.
Management Lies @managementlies
128 Followers 62 Following No tweets are official or endorsed by Apple.
Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
10K Followers 404 Following The ORIGINAL 'From The Genius Bar' account since 2011. Stories, Commentary, Satire of life at . Not an official Apple blah blah, pass the Whiskey.
GeniusLife @Genius_Bar_Life
1K Followers 2 Following![life in the GR [not an official Apple account]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1572969678/TS3742_01_KP-001-en.jpg)
GeniusRoomTales @GeniusRoomTales
589 Followers 19 Following life in the GR [not an official Apple account]
iApologist @iApologist
427 Followers 36 Following Editor in Chief of iApologist; guitar player; dog lover; Sometimes I say things; Been reporting on Apple for 20 years.
Applebreakroom @applebreakroom
223 Followers 14 Following Sometimes people forget to keep there voice low in the _____ apple break room, thats when they become the source that feeds this twitter feed.
Creative Feedback @CreativeFeedbac
702 Followers 202 Following Apple Creative.Involves holding people's hands and answering stupid questions like Do I click on it? and whats my password?
AppleCare Hell @applecarehell
309 Followers 150 Following The dude does not abide. Don't hate me because I'm Corporate, I love & respect my ARS colleagues. Not in any way official, not PC, and not before breakfast.
The Apple Bastard @theapplebastard
754 Followers 129 Following Apple Fanboy, former Apple Store employee, current IT professional, bit of a cunt.
Apple Store Avenger @AplStoreAvenger
170 Followers 22 Following Avenging retail employees, one reset sane expectations at a time. -Not an offical Apple account, all opinions are mine not Apple's.
Anon ForMyProtection @TheAtheistAtApl
466 Followers 245 Following Work retail at a fruit company. I don't drink the Applejuice. Befuddled by idiot customers. Tweets are my own opinions.
Anonymous Appleslave @exploitedapple
380 Followers 97 Following Slightly disgruntled and exploited Apple Retail worker.
Deny Service @DenyUntillIDie
67 Followers 73 Following
FamilyRoom @F_R_S_Apple
79 Followers 27 Following
applestoreprobs @applestoreprobs
74 Followers 44 Following
Always FROP @AlwaysFROP
35 Followers 7 Following FRS in an Apple Store. Opinions are NOT Apple approved, and absolutely not Apple official.
No One's Listening @shoutintospace
126 Followers 44 Following
DisgruntledFRS @DisgruntledFRS
475 Followers 30 Following Not an official Apple account. These are my opinions.Trends for United States
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