Tori Rutledge @t_rutledge17

“I want world peace... oh, and bigger boobs.” -Phoebe Joined September 2013

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Sarah Larson @asarahlarson

4 years ago

Does anyone else have the condition where someone explains a game’s elaborate rules and your mind just becomes a kind of dial tone

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Daniel Onoja @thedanielonoja

5 years ago

Overthinking 101

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Tori Rutledge @t_rutledge17

5 years ago

Sometimes on my days off I purposely set my alarm so I can hear it go off and think, *all those fuckers have to wake up for work. but not me. not today* It’s the little things.

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Tori Rutledge @t_rutledge17

5 years ago

Can someone explain to me why I can swallow half of a breadstick without chewing it but I can’t take two Advil’s at the same time to save my life.

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Tori Rutledge @t_rutledge17

5 years ago

2020 is about to be an entire history book in itself.

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Tori Rutledge @t_rutledge17

5 years ago

My grandma was just arguing with my grandpa and she said, “I’m not a problem, I’m an asset.” Wow grams, go off. 💁🏻‍♀️

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eco sister @hiitaylorblake

5 years ago

My girlfriend is driving us to Home Depot and she just said “Sometimes, I forget that I am driving a car.” .......????

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Tori Rutledge @t_rutledge17

6 years ago

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Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar

6 years ago

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️