TEXTS FROM SHINEE @tfln_shinee
shinee; texts from last night; parody account textsfromlastnight.com Joined April 2015-
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(jonghyun): do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for roo?
(minho): I am high playing guitar hero naked. please don't let me die this way.
(key): the language barrier was annoying .... so we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
(taemin): are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess? (jonghyun): I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
(jonghyun): I kept moaning and just called out a name to make them believe i was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
(minho): just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell kibum to put his pants back on.
(key): they asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
(jonghyun): sleeping with taemin wouldn't be considered hoeing out... it seems more like babysitting.
(key): now that you have a boyfriend, can i have my vibrator back?
(key): concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing.
(jonghyun): walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 25, in case you were wondering.
(key): shower wine is way better than shower beer.
(taemin): hows life baby gorilla (taemin): babygirl* (taemin): wtf
(key): he told me to be a woman and make him dinner. so i threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
(taemin): I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
(jonghyun): If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying.
(jonghyun): Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
(jonghyun): You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
(minho): Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
(key): The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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