PhishPhrog @thap_thip

it/he 🔻 America Joined May 2019

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no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi

4 weeks ago

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive

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anna @meowkoteeq

a month ago

J. K. Rowling was found to have cancer. Doctors believe that with a successful surgery, the malignant tumor can be removed, and the cancer will be saved.

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☿⚧ the father of Gilbert's aborted baby☀️🇮🇶 @awesome1861317

4 weeks ago

i don't ''study anatomy'', i don't ''pratice regularly'', I DRAW. and if the drawing looks mid, I KILL MYSELF.

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Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads

a month ago

My son just told me he’s gay I burst into tears But not for the reason you think You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision So proud of my son ❤️

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PhishPhrog @thap_thip

a month ago

Cheesecake Factory’s whole design aesthetic is just white pharaoh

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Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0

6 years ago

When they come to gun me down will you stand up for me or watch quietly from the sidelines

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Walter Masterson @waltermasterson

11 months ago

If you voted for Trump I don’t like you, but I care about you. A lot of you are gloating in my DMs. When Trump era policies destroy your access to healthcare, education and clean water I will not be there to gloat, I will be there to help you organize. When Trump era policies…

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Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY

3 years ago

Just showered & I’m smelling good asf who tryna chew on my labia like it’s a Polly Pocket skirt

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

2 years ago

Coworker: good to be back at work though, break felt a little long to me if I'm being honest The Slavic Man I Hired To Pour Hot Soups On People Who Annoy Me: here come da ladle

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse

4 months ago

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

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jake rhodes @jakebrodes

2 years ago

just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life

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cal @niineetyniinee

11 months ago

Thanks

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Vivian @suchnerve

10 months ago

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

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QIREXX @qirexx222

2 years ago

the twink i have holed up in my basement

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Uche Aguh @UcheAguh

3 years ago

Sex is so unimportant in the grand scheme of love and life. I think we all just want someone who adores us, laughs at our jokes, wants to cuddle with us even when it’s hot outside and the AC isn’t working. Someone who doesn’t mind being silly with you. Someone who makes you free.