Mya MK @theSLAMblog

Comedy writer for TV, sketch, theatre. Top 10% @coverfly / went a wee bit viral for https://t.co/4OJQSujvYL. Half South African, half Floridian, half Muppet. mmkagan.com NYC Joined September 2015

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Mya MK @theSLAMblog

2 years ago

Me when @Lowes reschedules my appliance delivery for Yom Kippur with no alternate date.

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2 years ago

I would like to speak to the zebra who laid this egg.

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2 years ago

Tr*mp upstaged by a bunch of puppies. This is some next level trolling 😂

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2 years ago

Glad to see the Rat Czar putting their general aura of badassery right to work.

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3 years ago

Glad to see the Rat Czar putting their general aura of badassery right to work. https://t.co/mr9nlxmIHd

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3 years ago

…When you’re secretly filming a dog’s cute butt and you get caught. 👀

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3 years ago

I love the idea of an on-call Building Matron whose entire job is to advise menstruating women about what to do when the tampon dispenser is empty. She doesn’t bring them tampons. Just a hug.

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Lololol. 3hrs after sending this tweet I got my “new” notes from @austinfilmfest. They are just my old notes but with references to “Elijah” (a character who doesn’t exist in my script) taken out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

So @austinfilmfest still never sent me corrected notes. Meanwhile BlueCat is over here trying to send me notes for a contest I didn’t submit to. 🙃🫠

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3 years ago

Life Update: I’ve found my true calling. gothamist.com/news/nyc-is-hi…

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Mya MK @theSLAMblog

3 years ago

Just got my reader notes from #AFF, and they refer to a character named Elijah. My script has no Elijah, nor anything similar. Did I get someone else’s notes, @austinfilmfest? Was my script properly evaluated? 🧐

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3 years ago

I'm at @mcsweeneys today with some helpful tips for anyone who, like me, has spent the past decade engineering their brain to think only in tweets: mcsweeneys.net/articles/fifte…

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Mya MK @theSLAMblog

3 years ago

There’s a special place in hell for people who loudly whistle Fiddler on the Roof on a subway platform at 8am.

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3 years ago

Good news! A solid number of midtown’s best douches have returned to the office.

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3 years ago

…17. I talk about them a little too readily when I’m drunk. @mcsweeneys mcsweeneys.net/articles/spott…

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Mya MK @theSLAMblog

3 years ago

This editorial is 🔥. “It’s funny how the harsh realities of #HurricanIan expose the culture wars for what they are: empty distractions ginned up by faux outrage.” miamiherald.com/opinion/editor…

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3 years ago

Walking through the rubble of a devastating hurricane in ✨flip flops✨ is so peak Florida, I can't even. @tampabaytimes

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3 years ago

Born & raised Floridian here 👋. If #HurricaneIan has you thinking a lot about storms and climate change and politics in the Sunshine State, I have a very funny award-winning pilot about that. Just putting it out there. Stay safe, FL ☀️❤️. writers.coverfly.com/projects/view/…