The Adamizer @the_adamizer

Why the 'the'? Because Adamizer was already taken. NO REFUNDS. Texas Joined August 2009

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Mark Manson @IAmMarkManson

8 months ago

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#worshipmetrics There is a 100% decrease in raised hands since the last time we opened with this new song. We are at a loss for why the people are not responding, except it's possibly because one of the band members is wearing baggy jeans, not skinny jeans.

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

Landscape video on a mobile is like "so fetch", it’s not gonna happen. #showingmyage

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Happy Dog @thehappydog_

3 years ago

Every dog deserves a home! 👏😍

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

The more I read about what's happening on broadcast TV the more I am convinced that the only people watching broadcast TV are the poor souls paid to report on broadcast TV.

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

#starwars #seewhatididthere #iykyk #thuglife

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Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon

3 years ago

None of our regular Sunday School classes wanted to serve at tonight’s Valentine’s banquet, so we asked the Singles’ Ministry. #WhyDoesMyFoodTasteFunny

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

#worshipmetrics The worship band introduced a new, upbeat song today and the congregation did not respond. There was only one raised hand in the first service. However, there was a 100% increase in raised hands in the second service. One little old lady raised both her hands.

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Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy

3 years ago

Lots of people have their act together. It's their lives that are falling apart.

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

"Ok band, just so we're on the same page, we're gonna do this one just like it's recorded, except we'll be in the key of H, instead of Verse 1, 2, & 3, we'll play verses 7, 5, & 13, but not in that order, & in the last chorus bass will switch to kazoo." #worshipleaderadlibbingo

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

5 beds, 3.5 baths, plus a garage apartment for Fonzi! If you have any questions or would like to learn more about the listing details, contact me or just click here: pages.kw.com/adam-parker/75…. #newlisting #newlistings #listreports #newlistingsalert #comingsoon #homesintheknow

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

#USMNT = United States Mutant Ninja Turtles, right? They all grown up and not just defending NYC anymore?

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

Christmas movie season begins with imdb.com/title/tt003389…

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

May The Forks Be With You.

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

Just once I want the worship band to pause for a funky bass solo leading to a face melting guitar solo. Maybe the Sunday after Thanksgiving when attendance is low.

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

I almost had a #worshiplearderadlibbingo with a random scat solo, but the worship leader was just tongue tied.

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

I hope @elonmusk is planning to move the @twitter HQ to Texas once he's culled the staff. With @Tesla in Austin and @SpaceX in Brownsville, I think Houston would be a great place.

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The Adamizer @the_adamizer

3 years ago

Worship metrics: We noticed one of the house lights always starts flashing during the last song in the second hour. This is s feature not a bug. The sequence of flashes have been translated to communicate praise because the congregation is not worshipping enough.