Bitey @thebigone_Bitey
She/her; ADHD; I'm just here to retweet stuff, post Simpsons and Taskmaster memes, and procrastinate. Springfield Monorail cab Joined November 2019-
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@BARFJAMiN "it's me or twitter, which do you choose?"
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you think a bunch of bible readers and stone throwers just magically invented jet engines and nuclear energy and microprocessors?? no we were visited by aliens 300 yo and taught all this, Ben Franklin was basically Roger from American Dad
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Graham Linehan arriving in court
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When people say "We used to drink raw milk from our own cow and it was fine," That's… not so true! In families w their own cow, mom usually boiled it before using. We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that? youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk
This woman is truly evil, not exaggerating even a little bit.
This woman is truly evil, not exaggerating even a little bit.
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Made the cake from sleeping beauty 🦋
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Susie Dent after posting her 18th century word of the day that vaguely relates to the latest political scandal
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love that i’m a cancer sun but i hate when there’s astrology things and i feel left out…. simply put, the idea of buying velour track pants that say “cancer” on the butt with no context is so wild
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If you use the R word I cannot emphasize just how much it makes me absolutely doubt everything else you say and dismiss you as a thinker and person.
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*boomers* we used to play outside and jump the neighbors fence *boomers now* fucking kids playing outside and laughing. I’m gonna shoot them
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People with anxiety disorders reading this:
People with anxiety disorders reading this: https://t.co/lTGBZK3Zt5
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he looks like the man made out of saltwater taffy that the bob’s burgers kids started dragging around
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thinking about parakitties
My oldest kid was obsessed with this movie, at least I'd get paid for being forced to sit through it
My oldest kid was obsessed with this movie, at least I'd get paid for being forced to sit through it
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This might be my best thrift store find. Curious George hockey jersey
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Fuck! Hike Has Elevation: ow.ly/MfI750WOsKm
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