The Driscollizer @thedriscollizer
The Mark Driscoll Insult Generator. Check out the site for more! Please note: we don't hate Mark Driscoll. driscollize.me Joined November 2014-
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Since I cant fit in to skinny jeans, just gonna grow my beard long enough to distract from my walmart jeans. #worshipleaderthoughts
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#Oceanography, but twisted. Kimura Drink comes out with an "eel-flavored" cola in Japan. hongkongfp.com/2015/07/06/wei…
I would be Reformed, but the only authority I respect is my own.
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#freedomexperience The Aitken Bible story was flat out wrong. christianheadlines.com/news/monumenta…
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Our church is in debt. We keep spending wildly. Offering isn't increasing. Looks like what we'd get from studying the Greek.
@BibleStdntsSay these are hard to read. And believe me, I've had some doozies.
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The Guilt Driven Life #HonestChristianBookTitles
"I Want Your Money" #honestchristianbooktitles
You gotta admit, I preach that bible real good.
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The youth pastor and his wife decided not to have kids. Their son is taking it pretty hard.
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I predict that in 2015 @PastorMark will find a new bus with which to run Christians over with.
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I've been approached about several Man of the Year awards but have respectfully declined. I'm holding out for Dude of the Decade.
Done with Mars Hill #OverIt2014 #ontothenext
@MartyrDriscoll "as pastor Mark always says..." I sincerely hope someone else made this site, or my opinion went from neutral to scumbag.
Mark Driscoll is back! And he stole Mars Hill's website! (shhhh no one tell them) markdriscoll.org
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I'm a practicing Christian. Hopefully, someday, I'll be good at it.
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How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg.
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People who live in White Houses shouldn't attribute secular adages to the "good book."
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The more I watch "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" the more I'm beginning to think half that stuff never happened. #GiftOfDiscernment
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