Anonymous youth guy @Anonymousuthguy
Tweeting stuff I can't say at staff meeting or at a parent's meeting. Joined March 2013-
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Pastors, this is your last Sunday to make your first Pokemon reference in church while still being relevant on it. It's now or never.
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A youth minister's years in ministry are generally in inverse proportion to the amount of selfies they take with students.
Anonymous youth guy retweeted
Well that didn't take long.
Youth Group is over at 800pm not 937pm!!! Argh!!!!
Hmmmm.... Might be better choice then the choices we have now! #FOXDebate #foxnewsdebate #NeverTrump #NeverHillary
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They call it a "selfie" because "narcissistie" is too hard to spell.
So wait a second...The Vatican City has an extremely limited immigration policy right ?
So Vatican City has a big wall all the way around it right ?
So was Nehemiah worst than #Trump because re-build a wall? #justasking
College small group just left our house. Don't have to talk about #calvinism for another week. #itisaphase
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I'm not sure this is biblically accurate.
Am I swallow that I compare fb birthday comments that I get and how many my Pastor gets? But no one gets more than the worship guy
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I'm perfectly fine partying like it's 1999 if it means you can't use your iPhone to take a selfie where you're posing like a fish.
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Ushers will be standing by for your year-end tax-deductible offering. #yourewelcome
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