YoungAdultPastor @YAPastor2
Not sure if I'm a Young Adult Pastor or a young Adult Pastor. Canada Joined October 2018-
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So, should I speak a 15 minute salvation message for every Trick-Or-Treater?
Well, the seeds are prepared. Now for the planting tomorrow night.
Pro tip: if you win the lottery, don't cash out right away. First, call all your friends and ask to borrow $500. Anyone who ignores your request will be too embarrassed to ask for money. Plus, why would you help them if they won't help you?
I guess this is a week early.
Lying here listening to my wife making noises like a buzzsaw, and totally thankful for all my parody friends keeping me company.
"WOW!!!" is the only thing I can say. Watched To Kill A Mockingbird live last night, and was absolutely speechless.
I'm gonna get in on this one way or another.
Yeah. This is tough. All nighter or sleepover?
Yeah. This is tough. All nighter or sleepover?
Me and the wifey walked into the Charles Dickens Pub in Woodstock, Ontario, and I suddenly started speaking in an English accent. #spotofteaplease

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