Calvinist Apocalypse @ApocPastor
First mutant ever born. 3000 B.C. I was a Calvinist before Moses wrote the Pentateuch. Joined July 2014-
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I might be evil but I’m not demon semen evil.
Poof.
Impeach this. #ImpeachedForLife #ImpeachmentTrial
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All of us have over 30 spiders living in our house at any one given time. -Arachnologist Fiona Cross, on “The Commute”
PostMill, PreMill, Amill, Pretrib, PostTrib, doesn’t matter. The End is Near.
Talk about eschatology. Chicks dig eschatology.
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The guy that stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Can you imagine if I could get my hands on that infinity gauntlet?! A villain can only hope.
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Will haunt for catnip.
Tomorrow’s Sunday, or as I like to call it your weekly reminder of the end of days.
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Wade Lentz @wadelentz
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Chris @meteoooooooor
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Greta Burck @BurckGreta
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Jesus Christ Your Onl... @JesusSaves_____
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Chase @ChaseOye
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[E.R.I.C.] ن @JustBeingEric
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𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Pars... @ParsonPeeves
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𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥𝐍�... @JoelNotJoel
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JESUS BOI @jerrydajesusboi
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Dear Diary @DearDiary1990
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