Confusing Christian @ConfusingChrist
Thats what I said that, but this is what I mean? Don't get it; don't worry, I'll just make it up anyway! Most Anywhere, US Joined December 2013-
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Instead of runoff elections... They should have to go hand to hand for it! #mortalkombat
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Finally someone who is not afraid of the truth! #hotsauceconfessional
Toby or not Toby??? What was the question? #confused
Makes sense! #thingsjesusneversaid
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RT if you belong to Jesus!🙌👌😊
@chattytamster more of a confused Christian!
Can't wait to install this! #backintime
I knew I was in the wrong place when the door prizes were blood pressure cuffs and pill organizers! #sradultrally
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? I'm caught in a landslide! #noescapefromreality
2 occasions when yoga pants are publicly acceptable for women: 1. When attending yoga class 2. You are age 6 or younger #ModestIsHottest
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We have a problem. Biblical boldness should be celebrated, not sin
I feel the universe functioning perfectly, yet I'm still perfectly locked within myself! #DeepThoughts
Trying to get to 500 followers! #shameless
How I feel when the Student worship band leads evening worship in "big" church! youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk
Often, “I don’t believe in organized religion” really means “I don’t have the character to be a faithful church member.” #Jesus
pastorgrumpypants @pstorgrumpypnts
375 Followers 531 Following My wife’s moniker for me... #idontknowaboutthat
Paul Dazet, a wounded... @pauldazet
818 Followers 3K Following Beloved, Husband, Dad, Darth Papa, Pastor, Catalyst, Ally, Guide, Geek
Piggly Wiggly Church @ChurchPiggly
281 Followers 409 Following We have salvation $1.98/lb. #KJVO #Ruckmanite Inferior Fumblemental Baptist. Dr. Walter B. Happy is our newest Pastor. That is him smiling.
Matt Gholson @mattgholson
559 Followers 1K Following Husband, Father, Grandfather, Pastor, Aggie, Three Stooges Fan.
Rachel @Rachel14269227
286 Followers 1K Following Lover of Christ. Bi-vocational pastor. Youth Support Worker. Not looking for a spouse on here. Don’t DM me pickup lines.
J D We Won NCC WCC AG... @HAPPYTIMESJD
614 Followers 4K Following Love Life and Positive People & Exposing And The COMPLETE Take DOWN NWO GLOBAL ELITES ZIONISTS Corrupt Law Enforcement WW WE WON The Old NWO Is DEAD GET IT🌎
Tori Bridges @Toribridges10
134K Followers 108K Following OFFICIAL SITE-TORI BRIDGES CREATOR-“SHAHS of SUNSET on BravoTV.Exec.Producer,Actress,Stunts,ModelingCEO/TORI BRIDGES/PROD. MBA-Business/Marketing
YoungAdultPastor @YAPastor2
61 Followers 128 Following Not sure if I'm a Young Adult Pastor or a young Adult Pastor.
2nd Chair Pastor @2ndChairPastor
817 Followers 511 Following Just a guy Pastoring from the 2nd Chair, trying to leverage, influence, & lead w/o stepping on too many toes or losing my sense of humor or mind in the process.
Luchadore @theluchadores
768 Followers 1K Following
Mrs Preacher's Wife @PreacherMrs
83 Followers 159 Following reluctant pastor's wife, true stories....You can't make this **** up.
church.hoppin'.PK @pardiekewife
68 Followers 315 Following There can only be one teeter on the totter. :-)
Socks are on Fire @ImJustSaying_4
15 Followers 245 Following
Kingdom Business @KBusinessCogic
210 Followers 392 Following Kingdom Business Church Of God In Christ, Lead Pastor Marquell & Lady Chanel Washington On 259 Chestnut Benton Harbor MI Like Us On Facebook And Instagram
Baldwin Jeffress @pyqukequteme
84 Followers 2K Following
ūthPastorAnonymous @youth_sarcasm
277 Followers 1K Following thoughts and musings on being a youth pastor...
Erik Sietsema: Gentle... @patchingcracks
3K Followers 3K Following Pastor, counselor, husband, & dad. More interested in Jesus than politics, sports, ideology, or anything else. Check out my novel: https://t.co/UUjnxbMq7K
Token Millennial @Millennialtoken
107 Followers 256 Following Just your typical Millennial church staff member. Please tell me how to reach myself!
Ray James @rayj522
7 Followers 40 Following
Young Lions @YoungLionsRoar
69 Followers 401 Following Young Lion letting Old Lions and Millenial Monkeys in the Fundamental Jungle know: The Pollution, Politics, Pride, & Perverse Persuasion will NOT be tolerated!
Tara Williamson @TaraEWilliamson
139 Followers 786 Following I'm a Buckeye living in a Sooner world...wife of one wonderful husband, pinterest addict, and I make good cookies. I love God, love my family. Micah 7:8
Borderless Heart @borderles_heart
37 Followers 101 Following Good News Messenger, Future Missionary, Lover of God, Saved by His grace ❤️ Here I am. Send Me -Isaiah 6:8
PK Strug Life @FaultInOurPK
1K Followers 3K Following Welcome to the pastor's kid community! Feel free to DM our account with your PK probs or tag us with ➡️➡️ #pklife #pkprobs #pkproblems
Rural Route Writer @RuralRouteWritr
140 Followers 145 Following City girl and freelance writer living the rural life in a little house out on the very big prairie. Ignore the typos. My proofreader is on strike.
oldfatheradrian @oldfatheradrian
173 Followers 3K Following
JakeFromStateFarm @arminianjake
62 Followers 65 Following I'm Jake. From State Farm. Wearing khakis as always and not falling for Calvinist propaganda. (this is a parody - not affiliated with State Farm in any way)
Joy Parris @nopicking
832 Followers 4K Following Hi all! I am a wife, mother, musician, family, friend,educator, children's author, and God's daughter. check out the link. Buy my book. thank you!
Calvinist Peeta @calvinistpeeta
192 Followers 328 Following Breaking and burning bread for the hungry girl outside in the rain… and for communion. #covenantalgrace
The Driscollizer @thedriscollizer
307 Followers 164 Following The Mark Driscoll Insult Generator. Check out the site for more! Please note: we don't hate Mark Driscoll.
ahplummer ∞/21M @ahplummer
670 Followers 5K Following ⚡[email protected] / npub1vyxdvsqp06ujglfvneew4kyvv2yr8xk9tk52jmrea7eucrk5dj5qprdegr / E936 55B7 6C4F DDB1 A764 C86B 7F17 153F 0448 1BA5
Baptist Heisenberg @HeisenBaptist
257 Followers 392 Following He is the one who knocks. And by He, I mean Christ. Open the door for Him. I wouldn't suggest you do the same for me...
WattaPastor @WattaPastor
1K Followers 1K Following Just a pastor. I love God. And I love God's people. Most of them. Most of the time. This is just for fun, so don't take it too seriously.
Papa Mabes @bigkenzombie
300 Followers 614 Following If I knew I'd know, but I don't...so there you go. "I'll be in the garage."
The Celebrevangelist @celebrevangel
524 Followers 315 Following I'm your IFB celebrity evangelist, preaching that old time religion, and filling in the gaps the LORD left in the Bible. #oldpaths #KJV1611only
Super Seminarian @SuperSeminarian
144 Followers 473 Following Hi, my name is Goku! I love food, fighting for truth, and my Lord Jesus. Some say that my world was destroyed by Frieza, but really, I died to the world.
TurboLax @DadInKhakis
119 Followers 2K Following
GraceChapel Enquirer @gcenquirer
261 Followers 1K Following This Onion is a Christian! The Grace Chapel Enquirer provides a new satirical and humorous voice for the American church.
Depressed Christian @DepressedXian
142 Followers 158 Following Sometimes the black dog seems closer than Jesus.
Problems Of The COG @COGprobs
12 Followers 23 Following just your typical Church of My God problems.
Benjamin A. Murray @BenMoodysince07
309 Followers 865 Following IG: @gwnfan blog: https://t.co/RV4B1G7Gtc https://t.co/toALz0FOU5
Obscuritus @obscuritus
92 Followers 216 Following Providing reflections and considerations that offer a transcendent perspective from the midst of a culture in chaos.
Jay Brooks @JayBrooks1124
936 Followers 2K Following Former Director of Traditional Worship at Anona UMC in Largo, FL. Now live in Huntington, WV. https://t.co/5NLgeWg4gB https://t.co/sBdBNJ3OYY
mikkimonkki @mikkimonkki
796 Followers 4K Following We all, like sheep,have gone astray, each of us has turned to his own way; and The Lord......Isa. 53:6
John Rataczak @johnrataczak
7K Followers 12K Following John Rataczak, Ph.D. Teacher, pastor, now writing Christian books. http://t.co/hDlgVb2uR4
Former Deacon Chair @formerdeacon
115 Followers 249 Following I was the deacon chair, until I was voted out. I wasn't any good, but my family gave lots to this church! Now, I have a place to file my complaints.
Ray Tiell @RTiell
530 Followers 572 Following Youth&Adult Discipleship Pastor @ Lithopolis UMC MDiv Student @ MBTS // Cedarville U Grad
WattaPastor @WattaPastor
1K Followers 1K Following Just a pastor. I love God. And I love God's people. Most of them. Most of the time. This is just for fun, so don't take it too seriously.
Baptist Heisenberg @HeisenBaptist
257 Followers 392 Following He is the one who knocks. And by He, I mean Christ. Open the door for Him. I wouldn't suggest you do the same for me...
ahplummer ∞/21M @ahplummer
670 Followers 5K Following ⚡[email protected] / npub1vyxdvsqp06ujglfvneew4kyvv2yr8xk9tk52jmrea7eucrk5dj5qprdegr / E936 55B7 6C4F DDB1 A764 C86B 7F17 153F 0448 1BA5
. @hiatusfoster
191 Followers 187 Following
Set Liberty Free @WaryLiberty
378 Followers 479 Following We don’t need nor want your oppression and tyranny. Neither is #COVID19 an excuse to oppress them. RIP OFF THE MASK OF OPPRESSION —
Pilgrimtraveler @Pilgrimtravelr
110K Followers 95K Following Inspirational photographer and artist. Join me PilgrimTraveler in travel adventures around the world.
Choose_Water @water282
1K Followers 205 Following Choose Water: Sharing Clean Water and the Gospel. One church impacting one village, eternally.
At Dusk @atduskfilm
73 Followers 116 Following An independent feature length film, filmed and produced in Phoenix. This western-noir has a reporter embroiled in the conspiracy of corrupt mining town.
Act Correctly Xians @ActXians
50 Followers 147 Following Evg. Dr James Ach~|Degrees in my own mind|Have no theological system|Intolerant of Everyone|KJVO/blogs on TERRORISTS (anons I stalk)|X-military in this delusion
front row jew @jew_frontrow
149 Followers 285 Following The anonymous Autistic PTSD Jew. Front row is where its at unless you never want to be called to the torah.
Generic Pastor @GenericCalvie
69 Followers 117 Following
RevoLectionary @revolectionary
890 Followers 3K Following Weekly reflections on the lectionary by young Irish authors. Feel free to use them as a devotional, for sermon prep or evidence in a heresy trial.
Scott Evans @NotScottEvans
3K Followers 2K Following Church of Ireland Chaplain to @UCDDublin. Young Adults Min Co-Ordinator at @htrinityie. Author of two good books and one bad one.
The Graveyard Shift @gyardshift
771 Followers 3K Following An Irish podcast about faith, life and ministry in a 'missionary graveyard' brought to you every Wednesday by @NotScottEvans, @GregFromholz and @AlBreen.
Bapticostal Deadpool @RegeneratingDeg
525 Followers 882 Following Something extremely clever and 4th wall shattering.....
Douglas Young @DouglasRYoung
1K Followers 987 Following President/CEO of Foster’s Home for Children. Husband to Tisha. Dad to Haylee, Aby and Reese.
OBU @obunews
6K Followers 494 Following Official account for Oklahoma Baptist University -- We share news, talk about our awesome #obubison students, and provide a glimpse into OBU life.
Collin Gallie @a77692099
151 Followers 1K Following
3 Point Aquaman @3PointAquaman
104 Followers 52 Following My theology and superpowers can be described all the same ways. Watered-down, useless, and changing every few years.
Robert Sebunya Mpagi @mercylinkafrica
553 Followers 1K Following Founder Www. Mercy Link Foundation Africa .org Training Transforming communities - Creating a legacy of peace
Chris Reid @Iamaking75
158 Followers 577 Following I love God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. Everything else will fall in place!
Biracial Missionary @Deepsouthapostl
181 Followers 485 Following Black, white, and ludicrous ministry at its best. Don't know how to navigate black, white, or multicultural church? I got cha!
Chase @ChaseOye
1K Followers 1K Following 1Cor.2:2. hubs 2 @rae467, Dad to 4 amazing kids, Pastor, Palliative Care & Hospice Chaplain, & Academic Counselor. Follow ≠ Endorsement.
Arnaud Meunier @rnaudmeunier
31K Followers 33K Following
ALH1203 @ALH1203
324 Followers 1K Following Trying to live as affordably, fabulously, and greenly as possible! http://t.co/QgOsQYREEC
Pastor Kid Problems @PK_Probs
2K Followers 2K Following Problems (and blessings) brought to you by your parent's occupation. #PKProbs![A Christian Based Podcast | Hosted by Anwar [@On2Manhood] and Joseph [@fbmsallday] | Weekly show every Tuesday Evening at 7pm Est.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/534806535739031553/V-DTr-z2.jpeg)
Get Right Podcast @_getrightradio
1K Followers 1K Following A Christian Based Podcast | Hosted by Anwar [@On2Manhood] and Joseph [@fbmsallday] | Weekly show every Tuesday Evening at 7pm Est.
Ivyπ² @CaptSheltered
69 Followers 61 Following
Honest Anonymous @HonestAnonymoos
170 Followers 503 Following I feel like honesty is hilarious. So let's just be honest. Oh, and I'm an anonymous moose = anonymoos.
Pastor Bob Tousey, MA... @PastorBobTousey
18K Followers 10K Following Founder and CEO of Christian Life Events Ministries, graduate of Rawlings School of Divinity, former Chair of the Governor's Commission on Suicide Prevention.
Pastor Washington @pastorMTW
197 Followers 729 Following Pastor of Kingdom Business Cogic in benton harbor michigan and under Cogic Western Michigan jurisdiction And Also Follow On My Other Twitter @_MWashington_
hungry @JoshuaBlakeman
278 Followers 2K Following Christ follower, part time radio sidekick to famous comedian, husband, father. cohost of popular comedy podcast.
AJ Roy @AJRoyWrites
194 Followers 119 Following Two eyeballs and a thumb. Disabled due to mental illness. I'm probably not going to acknowledge you. 🕇🌈☠
Little Lover @amsismybff
309 Followers 966 Following Teenage Girl. Love is all i need.♡ Follow 4 follow. •brave, beautiful, and too curious for my own good• Get me to 1k before Friday!
Calvinist Girl @CalvinistG
1K Followers 479 Following Thinking my way through Christian culture. Co-host on @theologyleague podcast.
Good Samaritan @BestSamaritan14
420 Followers 664 Following I am the do-gooder that you deserve #TeamGoodSamaritan
FirstWorld Christian @1stWrldXianPain
394 Followers 1K Following Thoughts, quotes, and the implicit and explicit beliefs of the Christian West
Tammy Sabourin @TammySabourin
6K Followers 6K Following Co-Pastor @tsahope with @jasonjsabourin | Social Media Manager | Owner Sacred & Salvaged: The Ministry of Repurposing https://t.co/5BL4bglG0A
Danielle Bennett @DanielleB0410
384 Followers 2K Following I love Jesus, cooking, fermenting, the love of my life (Anthony Underwood), Alabama Football (RTR!) all things natural, all things healthy, and all things FUN!Trends for United States
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