Wtf @theonlywtf

Just a silly kid with silly kid thoughts Joined February 2025

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a day ago

Yay more $ADBE calls and $PLTR puts! 🎉🥳

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2 days ago

Silly Mr. Market! $FIG will eat $ADBE lunch! Wait, it’s not eating anyone’s lunch?! Well if $FIG can’t do it, no one can!

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2 days ago

Using $FIG puts profit to buy lots more $ADBE! 🎉🥳

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4 days ago

We said 👋👋 to our $NVDA and $QQQ puts. Hope to see you again soon.

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4 days ago

Back to school week!

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a week ago

Have a great long weekend everyone! I’m going to go outside and play with my friends, you should too!

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a week ago

🤔 More $ADBE?

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a week ago

Silly Mr Market. Martin day it is! 🎉🥳

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a week ago

All of the adults have said bye to $PLTR but when will WSB and the other kiddos? 🤔

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a week ago

More $PLTR puts and $UNH calls!

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2 weeks ago

👋 Hi again $NVDA puts!

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2 weeks ago

Yay! More $PLTR puts 🎉

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