_tim_cahill_ @timccomputer
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"Everywhere the dying groan and the horses lay screaming... Happy Valentine's Day!" mcsweeneys.net/articles/corma…
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Hot take: Cormac McCarthy invented the rom-com. New piece for @mcsweeneys from @KristinaLibby and myself. Go read, now: mcsweeneys.net/articles/corma…
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For the past two months, the Writers Guild of America has been on strike. However, theirs is not the only writers’ strike gripping the nation. In @newyorkerhumor, read about the lesser-known ransom-note writers’ strike of 2017: nyer.cm/CGWnRcy
New piece for the @NewYorker with the immensely talented Ryan Walls and Zoe Si - go take a look: newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
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I have a new one in @mcsweeneys today called "My Plan to Destigmatize Mental Illness Is to Blame Every Societal Problem on People with Mental Illnesses." Give it a read if ya wanna: mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-pl…
SNICK rules. New piece for the @NewYorker from @KristinaLibby and myself. Go check it out: newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
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DANIELLE STEEL: Take your long, powerful hands and start slowly loading this satin sparkle purse with the biggest bill stacks you’ve got...Afterward, I want you to watch me run slowly toward the street. @timccomputer & @KristinaLibby twofiftyone.net/2023/03/31/ban…
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I wish to invite you to read a new one I wrote for @mcsweeneys called "What Your Favorite New York Times Columnist Says About You." Thank you, and best of luck with everything today. mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-…
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Here's @timccomputer on an @OldSpice ad to keep an eye on tonight.
Here's @timccomputer on an @OldSpice ad to keep an eye on tonight. https://t.co/eFc4btv8i8
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Supporters of Viral Load got a special treat this morning -- a preview of tonight's Super Bowl commercials. theamericanbystander.substack.com/p/queen-elizab…
New Shout for @newyorkerhumor - go take a look: newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
Read 'em & weep @pantone. New piece for @BystanderTweets / 251 with @KristinaLibby: twofiftyone.net/2022/12/12/col…
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Presenting the finalists for Pantone's Color of the Year, from @timccomputer and Kristina Libby. twofiftyone.net/2022/12/12/col…
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A cartoon by George Booth, who contributed to The New Yorker for more than five decades, and who died yesterday, at age 96. #NewYorkerCartoons
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A cartoon by @tomchitty and @EllisRosen. #NewYorkerCartoons
Very important, please read: flexxmag.com/news/op-ed-why…
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A cartoon by @zoesees. #NewYorkerCartoons
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Following my #traumaticbraininjury I started to develop strange neurological capacities. Why? Likely because my inhibatory neurons were more open but maybe also because I finally accepted the intuitive cognitive processing that is my norm. @TheMuse themuse.com/advice/intuiti…
An important part of Genesis you may have not read. New piece for @mcsweeneys - go read it, now! mcsweeneys.net/articles/on-th…
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