jordan @tinyfusilli

disinfect your surroundings pink pony club Joined February 2011

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jordan @tinyfusilli

11 months ago

having the most in depth conversation about zelda games with a guy i went to freshman year homecoming with and haven’t spoken to in about 10 years was Not on my 2024 bingo card but it sure is endearing

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boygenius source @boygeniussource

2 years ago

Phoebe via IG story.

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Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

3 years ago

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

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jordan @tinyfusilli

3 years ago

i am afraid of him

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jordan @tinyfusilli

4 years ago

the feminine urge to go get a bunch of little stupid tattoos just to feel something

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jordan @tinyfusilli

4 years ago

i am too mentally ill for twitter dot com

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jordan @tinyfusilli

4 years ago

why do i even match with men on dating apps? it just ends up with me bullying them

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jordan @tinyfusilli

4 years ago

thinking about that one time i was talking to my fwb about the name becky, and said “or becky but with an i” and he was so confused and said “BICKY?!” he was fun.

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jordan @tinyfusilli

5 years ago

this is jasper. everyone say hi right now

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jordan @tinyfusilli

5 years ago

have u ever tried just not posting this

Mackenzie Smith @smithhmackenzie

5 years ago

have u ever tried just not posting this

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jordan @tinyfusilli

5 years ago

my day consists of making plans with my roommate during the day and then coming home from work and we both end up laying on the floor not speaking to each other for 5 hours until we decide to go to bed