Server Life @tipmebetter
you smell like shit, you tip like shit, you act like shit, and your small children are about to be punted across the room if you dont't keep them under control mostly hell, sometimes bank Joined September 2013-
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But this is like, real life closure. It's the real goodbye. The goodbye I'll actually never say.
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I've never been so happy to be done with the drama I've been involved with.
All I know is that Home Alone is on TV right now at work and I'm just chillin' 👌
Like, should I keep my anon as server based? I can always bitch about serving. Always.
Guys, I'm quitting my serving job. I have mixed feelings about this.
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It's Christmas bitches tip accordingly!!! @Kristina1420 @Wait_Ress @tipmebetter
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If you don't have enough money to tip you don't have enough money to go out to eat. @tipmebetter
The floor isn't your child's trash can. Do you leave crayons, chicken or silverware laying under YOUR dining table? No.
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Restaurant & BAR Etiquette 101. It should be required before legally drinking. Sort of like Driver's Ed, but for 21 yr olds! @tipmebetter
Hearing our Arab customers ask for a "wedgie grinder" instead of a veggie grinder will NEVER get old 😂
You said you needed a table for 6. No, you cannot have the table next to you, it's reserved. Not my fault you can't count.
Oh please, don't snap at me honey. You're asking for a spilled drink in your lap. #sorrynotsorry #serverproblems
There's really no way to describe how I feel about my boss hiring a childhood friend of 17 years that I now despise. #betterwatchit
I'm telling you, restaurant etiquette should be a complimentary class. I would gladly volunteer to teach morons how to act!
Then they got pissed because I didn't check to see if they were ready. ALL OF YOUR MENUS ARE OPEN 😤
I told them to put their menus aside when they were ready to order, ya know, so I didn't bother them anymore while they were chatting.
I know there's drama at every job. It just seems like server drama is hell. Pure hell. 😱
Working with old people lately has seriously given me a new appreciation & attitude towards serving them cheap ass dinners. #realtalk
It's like I hate people but I love them. It doesn't make sense.
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