What Am I Waiting 4? @WhyWaitForThis
If sarcasm was a sport I would be a team captain. #teamServer Joined July 2012-
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I get my high off being one refill or draught beer away from the weeds. #bringIt
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Asking a million questions while I'm multitasking my ass off makes me want to smack you.
I swear my regulars come back for the abuse.
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i hate it when someone aces an interview and you get stars in your eyes thinking this time..this time i've hired a good one. #wrongagain
I am more hungover on a Monday than a Saturday. #serverLife #bartenderLife
Whoever said potheads are lazy has never seen a back line being detailed by our kitchen.
When the big corporate heads come into our store all of a sudden my managers turn all "holier than thou" Good. Joke.
"You want to see my ID? I feel so young again!" Bro... You turned 21 last month. Get outta here.
"this tea tastes like shit." Well, gee! Tell me how you really feel?
I don't understand people who overstay their welcome.
The only perk to a Sunday AM bar shift is the #NFLSundayTicket 🏉
"How much IS that (insert signature drink here)" ugh. #NailsOnAChalkboard
I swear my quick wit is as clutch as pepper spray. Back up asshole, I'm serving you drinks... not looking for an invite to your hotel room.
There are definitely perks to being a girl behind the bar... But there are also many downfalls.
The holidays are around the corner... Which means my coworkers turn into epic bakers. MmmMmm.
Daydreaming about winning the lottery with coworkers and the first thing we all agreed we would do is quit... Quite dramatically.
"Must be nice to go on vacation whenever you want." - bar guest "Must be nice to be able to crush beers at noon on a Tuesday." - me
When regulars ask the question "why don't you go into management?" ... If you only knew my managers...
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