Your Fake Server @SmilingServer
I'm a server, bartender, slave, and mind-reader. I hate my tables as much as you do. Tennessee Joined August 2012-
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There is NO way you are that thirsty. Chill out on the Diet Coke
When I ask a table how they are doing and they respond with "Sweet Tea" ....Uhm #ServerProblems #WhereDidYouGrowUp? #Manners
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"Just bring out the food whenever." It doesnt work that way, either order your appy now or it's coming with your mains #servertruth
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"Would you like your bills together or separate?" "Yes" #perfect #servingproblems @itsaserverslife
Sometimes I forget how much I hate people and then I get a 10 top that leaves me $2
I'm 22 and still can't be on my phone at the dinner table. Why is your 5 year old holding me up because he's messing with his iPhone?
It's funny how you can love your job and hate it at the same time.
When I ask if you're ready please don't say yes and then discuss your options...
You can always find 2 things at your job. Dead food and a good hook up. #RestaurantProbs
Would you like me to put the Campfire sauce in a cup with a straw? #RedRobinProblems #MoreMoreMore
“@worstwaiterever: Dr asked me if I exercise regularly. I said "yeah I'm a server." #worstwaiterever” I say this all the time!
“@itakeyourorder: @SmilingServer Check this tip Tip 0.20$: "U.O."H2o itakeyourorder.tumblr.com/post/198959572…” I still think it's a waste of space.
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@amycg5 @SmilingServer people always tell me they're allergic to tomatoes, so none on their salad. then they order the spaghetti w marinara
You told me to put it on one check just so you could give me two $20's and have me split it? #serverproblems #fuckyou
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