tmpz @tmpz

PhD, Software Engineer. Carthage Maintainer. Previously: @wooga , @wire , @sharecareinc . Love iOS and Haskell. https://t.co/9n2dXmLd1c Opinions are my own allocinit.io Berlin, Germany Joined July 2009

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Diogo (f a) Castro @dfacastro

3 years ago

Being a Haskeller is frustrating because my ring would just say `forever` and the joke would be lost 😩

Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R

3 years ago

Being a Haskeller is frustrating because my ring would just say `forever` and the joke would be lost 😩

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Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R

3 years ago

My wife and I are both developers... reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

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Jesus Christ @jesus

3 years ago

Why the assumption I am fake?

CNN @CNN

3 years ago

Why the assumption I am fake?

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Cabel Sasser @cabel

3 years ago

For those of you planning to subscribe to Twitter Musk®, every time the subscription processes I just want you to actively visualize your hand, reaching into your purse or wallet, pulling out $8 in cash, and handing it to the richest person in the world

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tmpz @tmpz

3 years ago

Mukkä Draenor EU #warcraftstory @Warcraft

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tmpz @tmpz

3 years ago

So they admit there is a key logger but they don’t use it 😏 right.

TikTokComms @TikTokComms

3 years ago

So they admit there is a key logger but they don’t use it 😏 right.

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tmpz @tmpz

3 years ago

This might have backfired.

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tmpz @tmpz

3 years ago

Holy crap. What a 🧵

Sergej Sumlenny, LL.M @sumlenny

3 years ago

Holy crap. What a 🧵

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Eerik N Kross 🇪🇪🇺🇦🇮🇱🇪🇺 @EerikNKross

3 years ago

A joke from Moscow: "According to Putin the special military operation is really a conflict btw Russia and NATO about World dominance. Whats the situation now?" "Russia has lost 15000 troops, 6 generals, 500 tanks, 3 ships, 100 planes and 1000 trucks. NATO hasn't arrived yet."

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Anonymous @YourAnonNews

3 years ago

Volodymyr Zelenskyy is slowly but surely de-nazifying Russia.

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Bon Jovi @BonJovi

3 years ago

This is for the ones who stood their ground... Odessa, Ukraine. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦

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[email protected] @christogrozev

3 years ago

Also Peskov, on @amanpour's question if Putin's leveling of Ukrainian cities is a reflection of his anger with Ukrainians: "Putin is not angry at Ukrainians. He is only angry at those Ukrainians who want to join NATO." I.e. Putin is angry at only 78% of Ukrainians.

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UkraineEnglishUpdates @EnglishUkraine

4 years ago

A mural in Prague depicting a girl covering with the Ukrainian flag famous cartoon characters symbolizing the United States, the Czech Republic, the Scandinavian countries, France, Poland and Great Britain.

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Saulė @sankuperis

4 years ago

Putin hates the West. Except a jacket for € 11K from a luxury Italian brand🤡

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Arnold @Schwarzenegger

4 years ago

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

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Eric Boehlert @EricBoehlert

4 years ago

when Russia invaded Ukraine, crude oil was $99 a barrel. today, it's fallen back down to $99 barrel. the day Russia invaded, US motorists were paying $3.61 at the pump today, they're paying $4.30. how the hell does press just ignore this story????

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tmpz @tmpz

4 years ago

The only place for Putin’s gang is in hell. With a quick stop at The Hague on way.

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The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent

4 years ago

⚡️Russians drop a heavy bomb on Mariupol theater where hundreds are sheltering. The number of casualties is yet unknown. Photo: Telegram channel MariupolNow.