Tom David @tomdavid_1990

English Teacher and Graphic Designer. Love Reading, Writing, Film and Southampton FC! Southampton, England Joined April 2012

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Jon Jones @JonJonesSnr

5 years ago

According to OFSTED it’s safe for teachers to go to school. An interesting viewpoint, given that they’ve decided that it’s not safe for their own organisation to carry out inspections at the moment and may only resume in the summer.

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Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon

8 years ago

I have applied to be the New Home Secretary. Yep. Even though I am a Fucking Pigeon with no Concept of Home Secretarying.

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Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7

8 years ago

Amazing stats for someone so lazy 🤷🏼‍♂️

Rob @Robosone_LFC

8 years ago

Amazing stats for someone so lazy 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence

8 years ago

'What are you in for?' 'Murder. What about you?' 'Told a joke.'

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Paddy Power @paddypower

8 years ago

Manolo Gabbiadini looks a bit like someone who corners you at a party, to tell you about the benefits of drinking your own piss, and says things like "that's what the government wants you to think, man."

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Ramit Sethi @ramit

8 years ago

There's a reason most personal finance experts don't talk about how to earn more: They don't know how Easier to talk about lattes than to really tackle the psychology of money + earning more

Mike Webb @MikeWebb_CRG

8 years ago

There's a reason most personal finance experts don't talk about how to earn more: They don't know how Easier to talk about lattes than to really tackle the psychology of money + earning more

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Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7

8 years ago

Out of interest which 2? 😂

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Coral @Coral

8 years ago

Next Southampton manager? 2/1 Marco Silva, 2/1 Brendan Rodgers, 11/4 Eddie Howe, 4/1 Slavisa Jokanovic, 8/1 Patrick Vieira

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James Altucher @jaltucher

8 years ago

"No matter who you are, no matter what you do, no matter who your audience is: 33 percent will love it, 33 percent will hate it, and 33 percent won't care. Stick with the people who love you and don't spend a single second on the rest." Pg 215 of "Choose Yourself"

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Tom David @tomdavid_1990

8 years ago

‘Afternoon Tea - just £18 pp’. Are you mad. £18 for tea and sandwiches. Wtf is wrong with people!

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Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon

8 years ago

If you Do Not want People to call you a Racist twat because you said they live in a Shithole, Do not say that people Live in a Shithole like a Racist Twat. Shithole Advice there.