Matt Berg @tomjoad187

I never drive faster than I can see, and besides that, it's all in the reflexes. Denver, CO Joined October 2007

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Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce

11 months ago

Hard to overstate what a sinister figure Elon Musk is. Never seen one oligarch in a western democracy intervene on anything like this scale with unending Goebbels-grade lies.

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FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav

12 months ago

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT,!!

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Trump and Vance's demagoguery is disgusting. But what strikes me is the reaction from Trump's cultured apologists and sophisticated enablers, in magazines and in boardrooms. What reaction, you ask? That's the point. There's none. Just pitiful silence in the face of rank bigotry.

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen

a year ago

wow. if they can convict him, that means they can do this to anyone - me watching ernest goes to jail

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Katy Winge @katywinge

a year ago

Today is the day. Happy Game 7 to all those observing.

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Harrison Wind @HarrisonWind

a year ago

Nikola Jokic after winning MVP: “To be honest, I liked last year when I didn’t win it and we won a championship much better.”

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Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins

a year ago

Murray had AD looking like a life alert commercial

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Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano

a year ago

anthony davis is a 4x all-nba defensive team selection and a 3x league leader in blocks and jamal murray looked at him guarding him one on one with the game on the line and was like “you are so fucking dead bro” 😭😭😭😭😭 what an absolute menace

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zach @extrafabulous

a year ago

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Matt Berg @tomjoad187

2 years ago

Today, I was told I look "old" by someone, and then someone else said I look like "Lyle Lovett... no, not Lyle Lovett... he's like Lyle Lovett, but less folksy. He was a judge on one of the singing contest shows..." then I left the room, depressed and confused.

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Matt Berg @tomjoad187

2 years ago

Why is it that every year I read about some cicada emergence happening that only happens once every 13 years or so? This year, they're saying it's a "rare double emergence." Trust the science they say. No thanks!

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Matt Berg @tomjoad187

2 years ago

I'm ill-prepared for this post-2023 world... I don't have a working wall calendar! The good news is it will work again in the year 12023. I'll just have to write in the 1...

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Matt Berg @tomjoad187

2 years ago

Miller High Life mixed with one ounce of Aperol and lemon juice is called a SPAGHETT.

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Dates in Movies @DatesInMovies

2 years ago

Dec 11th 1978 - IRL, an estimated $6m was stolen at JFK Airport in an event that became known as The Lufthansa Heist. The heist was planned in #Goodfellas, but occurred off screen. 📽️📅 Goodfellas (1990)