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Could you win a million Skittles and be a SKITTLES MILLIONAIRE? Watch the video to find out. getskittlesrich.com/watch/XROd666r…
Teacher: "Where's your book?" Me: "At home" Teacher: "And what's it doing there?" Me: "Having more fun than me"
Asking Google questions you are too embarrassed to ask anyone else.
Some people are just like trees: They take forever to grow up
"Hey dude, you washing your car?" "Nope, I'm watering it to see if it grows."
you know that moment when you pull out your pack of gum and suddenly everyone is you best friend #funnygum
Which Movie Characters Are Probably Secretly Gay? shar.es/jxnjO via @ShareThis
Which Big Bang Theory Character is the Best Match for Penny? shar.es/jwL70 via @ShareThis
Which Test Answers Deserve an "F" for Funny? shar.es/jwNdL via @ShareThis
Millionaires, if you don't have trampoline floors, or a giant slide that goes from your bed to a pool, give me your money, you're wasting it
A guy with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy: "Its me. Talking to my beer."
RACISM: When the white iPhone costs more than the black.
Relationships nowadays = 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 Hoe, 1 Ex trying to mess it up & one friend secretly hoping it ends.
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MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans
My life is a constant battle between my love of food & not wanting to get fat.
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