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◑ H⁺ ◐ TREEKEEPERBHC@GMAIL soundcloud.com/treekeeper Joined April 2009

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4 days ago

finally somebody is doing something about it. i can never be president now, i was gonna but then i decided this tweet was funny to me.

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Bring a Trailer @Bringatrailer

3 weeks ago

i need to borrow some money

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4 weeks ago

When they talk about how you can use AI to generate movies you want to see based on a prompt? I did that and this is what came out.

Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet

4 weeks ago

When they talk about how you can use AI to generate movies you want to see based on a prompt? I did that and this is what came out.

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4 months ago

Spent a long time sitting on old tracks. Time to set em free. This one is probably 12 years old. treekeeper.bandcamp.com/track/eric-bel…

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5 months ago

lmao local NC news talking about whether cooper flagg is coming back to school

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Soulja Boy (Draco) @souljaboy

7 months ago

he’s pregnant

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8 months ago

unreleased track i made 10 years ago at the top of a wild mix from @brainstormwent on @NTSlive youtu.be/US9PvRvxvSw

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i probably tweeted this before but it should be legal to execute people who review restaurants online. oh your server forgot lemons on a 16 hour double with no break & now you’re trying to get them fired. I should at least be able to give you a wedgie & shoot you in the ass cheek

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10 months ago

in a sweater that look like uni drinking a junglebird in 40 degree weather

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10 months ago

remember when your neighbor beat your ass and put you in the hospital lol

Rand Paul @RandPaul

10 months ago

remember when your neighbor beat your ass and put you in the hospital lol

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11 months ago

i need to know who told him this was a great idea

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12 months ago

lol fuck cops but I have worked in many restaurants in 2 cities for over a decade and not a single one has ever comped food for cops. you would have better luck pretending to be a bartender. if you let these d+ students bully you into free shrimp you don’t deserve to run a shop.

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a year ago

what about a guy who invites the boys over to watch the game and drink some bruskis and then it’s just a bunch of bottles of lambrusco

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a year ago

hilarious that the canadian olympic skateboarding jerseys are OVO, i’m sure that seemed like a good idea at the time

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a year ago

when i was in third grade i thought that i was gay cause i could draw

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a year ago

Storming Mormons would be ideal

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a year ago

Storming Mormons would be ideal

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a year ago

went to a sushi spot in florida and the men’s bathroom had a magnified section of the mirror i can only assume was to make things look bigger in selfies