Tom Szymanski @unrealities

Childhood Disappointment medium.com/@unrealities Broomfield, CO Joined November 2011

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Tom Szymanski @unrealities

8 years ago

I just published “Double Baker’s Dozen Fun Run” medium.com/p/double-baker…

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11 years ago

I created warningtrack.co to alert you of exciting MLB games. Tonight was it's very first tweet! #proudcoder

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11 years ago

Emma loves her grilled cheese vine.co/v/OQr9DIjWb9a

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11 years ago

23,259. And now I can sleep.

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w. ian douglas 🇨🇦🇺🇸🥑🎙️ @iandouglas736

11 years ago

Get the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack for free, but only for today (which is running out!) #f play.google.com/store/music/al…

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11 years ago

55F @7am in San Diego. Guy has on a North Face jacket. #PolarVortex

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11 years ago

proud vine.co/v/Oe1ajwawwKJ

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11 years ago

Pretty sure I now know why I also lose 21-19 to Kevin in ping-pong. @kevinsweet kevinsweet.com/my-crazy-weird…

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Lazy Sunday vine.co/v/OzzvaH1WhYh

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Immediate reaction to Nicki Minaj's #AnacondaVideoOnVevo ... #Getsthepeoplegoin

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11 years ago

The Scott's Tots episode of The Office is too uncomfortable to watch.

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11 years ago

AMC Right Now! GET OFF MY PLANE!

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11 years ago

Paul George getting hurt 😩 vine.co/v/MEVQKKQhFnV via @vineapp

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11 years ago

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese - Go Ninja, Go: youtu.be/_-lT1oOU7b4 @theo2xl @idlehands

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11 years ago

Logan painted some birds today.

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11 years ago

Emma says oh baby vine.co/v/M0U3lMpvZ7D

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11 years ago

Why do I always want Chick-Fil-A on Sundays?

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11 years ago

I just published “Unreality #6: paired.io”: More for my developer followers, but I do reference Seinfeld. medium.com/@unrealities/b…

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11 years ago

@timsegraves Under 9 hours, that's awesome man! Great work!

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