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Washington, DC Joined November 2015

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a week ago

Awesome used bookstore find

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6 months ago

Pagliacci:

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a year ago

Some bizarre and frightening things available in European grocery stores with Kinder branding

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will @twothickscoops

a year ago

i drove you minions bananas while my money gru despicably

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clay ⛷️ @hanfjob

a year ago

from the first line you can tell obama ghost wrote this

President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive

a year ago

from the first line you can tell obama ghost wrote this

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The "periods and commas go inside the quotation marks even if it's not from the quoted material" rule makes me insane every time I follow it. It's just so arbitrary and discards a tiny bit of clarity for no reason. Exactly the opposite of what good style should be.

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a year ago

Why is Tom Goldstein blurred out here 😭

Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3

a year ago

Why is Tom Goldstein blurred out here 😭

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a year ago

Breezewood is an object lesson in the spiritual price of cynical rent seeking lobbying. What should be an exit is instead one of the most ghoulish and depressing “towns” in America.

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a year ago

Getting back from the eclipse and walking around like 😣 so people ask what’s wrong with my eyes

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a year ago

General position believers have been real quiet lately…

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Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm

a year ago

I’d hate Catcher in the Rye too if I were a phony

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Will Sennett @Senn_Spud

3 years ago

Bobby Oppenheimer get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the city Inventing a bomb as big as a damn bus

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cold 🥑 @coldhealing

2 years ago

being healthy in my mid-twenties with tons of options for my life and no true responsibility is the hardest thing i'll ever deal with in my entire life

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2 years ago

Having the kind of day that makes a guy want to take a year in industry.

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2 years ago

doordashing McDonalds is bad enough, but before 10:30? You should be studied in a lab.

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2 years ago

The experience of discovering git cherry-pick has made me feel like a user journey. They understand my needs.

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2 years ago

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carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus

2 years ago

(rubbing temples as i brood over a sprawling heap of scrolls) tell me… my people, do they still say I am the GOAT? my vizier: (rueful—and yet, is that the shadow of a smile which plays across his lips?) they say, my lord… that you are washed, I fear

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sean @DilettanteryPod

2 years ago

“Falling in love and identifying birds have similar effects. Normal life is altered; every experience heightened; what was mundane begins to explode with meaning.” -Debbie Blue readthespirit.com/explore/debbie…