Evan @weakArms
my tweets are still bad Joined November 2011-
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Can’t wait to have slop beamed directly into my brain via neuralink in 2035
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I have been staring at this goddamn Instagram ad trying to figure out what it is trying to sell me and it just keeps getting funnier the longer I cannot figure it out
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Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for
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U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible
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THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD
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I like tales of the old blues legends because you’ll read a story about how a guy was so good at guitar that people swore he sold his soul to the devil and then you listen to it and it’s the worst dog shit you ever heard
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anybody got any more posts like these
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Every time I listen to my gym playlists I am reminded that the CIA killed nu metal because it was too empowering for white men
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My genes will succeed because I have mutated an evolutionary advantage
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