webwitter wave @webwitterwave
We are all stardust, laughter is always the best medicine. Don't be too serious, you're not getting out of here alive. The world is governed by bullshit jobs. webwitter.com UK Joined April 2025-
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Move over Harry Styles, here’s a REAL song from a REAL star! 🌟 Sit back, relax and enjoy Sid James singing ‘The Hooter Song’ in 1961. 🎼
Comedy puts everything into perspective. This weekend is unexpectedly dedicated to political comedy gold. We don't get to enjoy meltdowns like this very often so, expect a huge amount of retweets from me before I get put in twitter gaol. Thank you two-tier, thank you 🤡
Harrow, I think we can all agree that Phase 2 of Leaders 1000 year regime is going well. ALL HAIL LEADER
Built in year 1675 So we just gonna believe that this was built with nothing but a hammer and chisel, without a spark of electricity
Graham Linehan, outside of court: "[The UK is] a police state and the police work for trans activists and left wing lunatics like that... They don't work for the people any more." "I don't want to live here anymore because of that."
Wishing all you amazing souls of humanity an uplifting & fulfilling FriYay 🤍💫🕯️ Sowing truth seeds can seem a pointless task, yet many have continued to do this. Why? We understand critical mass theory of human acceptance, crowds go towards the least resistant path … 🌱💚
The most tedious thing on X is people claiming that it’s a breach of free speech when someone is blocked. Free speech means you can say what you want, but you don’t have a right to force other people to listen. If they choose not to listen or engage with you, they are NOT…
Packham is busy checking Starmers tax returns so you're okay for the moment 😂
Packham is busy checking Starmers tax returns so you're okay for the moment 😂
We paid for Angela Rayner’s education. We paid her wages when she worked for the local council. We paid her wages when she became an MP. We even paid the settlement that enabled her to buy a house. Tax payers have funded every aspect of her entire life.
Happy 24th birthday to the player I’ve drawn more than any other! 🎂 @BukayoSaka87 🎂 Only just coming into his prime - Looking forward to seeing what he achieves in the next few years! 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️
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A discriminatory digital dystopia as, those people who neither have or want smartphones, will be excluded from society.
A discriminatory digital dystopia as, those people who neither have or want smartphones, will be excluded from society.
The research and evidence in our new film 'I Am Immortal' has been backed up by Russian President Vladimir Putin being caught on a hot-mic discussing his quest for immortality through BioTech with XI Jinping. This is the cutting edge of research, exposing a global Transhumanist…
The research and evidence in our new film 'I Am Immortal' has been backed up by Russian President Vladimir Putin being caught on a hot-mic discussing his quest for immortality through BioTech with XI Jinping. This is the cutting edge of research, exposing a global Transhumanist…
What ghosts do on their nights off 🎨Nicole Daniels
Working from home 🎨Chris Dunn
The perfect antidote to a life busy rushing around. Maybe instead of posting pictures, we should all take the time to draw something interesting each day?🤔 If it's funny too, it's a win, win situation 😀
The perfect antidote to a life busy rushing around. Maybe instead of posting pictures, we should all take the time to draw something interesting each day?🤔 If it's funny too, it's a win, win situation 😀
The late Peter Sallis sums up perfectly what makes good entertainment 😊 youtu.be/HG_Xuq22AQc?si…
To see a world in a grain of sand And a heaven in a wild flower Hold infinity in the palm of your hand And eternity in an hour William Blake
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HelenaTroy 🚜 🏴�... @HHelenakhl
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Rob @Rob28656
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336 Followers 2K Following Animal & countryside lover. ln search of the truth 💙
robster @robster12065612
13K Followers 5K Following question everything , as nearly all around you is a lie and fake . trust your mind and don’t drink TAP water lol. i tell it as it is ! ⚒⚒⚒
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dave ainsworth @daveainsworth63
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Horace_bohnson @Pfizer_Dept01
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37K Followers 5K Following Rare photos, archive items, collectables and news, all in the very spirit of Mr Morecambe & the one with the Short Fat Hairy Legs! #StillBringingSunshine👓🌞♥️
Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho
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Keir Wrong Un @keirwrong
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Old England in Colour @englandincolour
23K Followers 1K Following I colourise black and white photos to bring English history to life. I do not own images posted and credit owners where possible.
Nikki 🎗️❤️�... @Vocal_GenX
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44K Followers 295 Following Our Oak & Sweet Chestnut chums in our ancient bluebell woodland in the Weald of Kent. Also pictures and facts about trees https://t.co/BaeQ1qlstJ
Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins
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Expose News @weexposenews
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FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_
84K Followers 1 Following THE Twitter fan page of the all-time greatest British sitcom. Follow for daily posts of quotes, clips, pics & trivia of this 12 episode classic. 🇬🇧
Eric Idle @EricIdle
482K Followers 325 Following Really looking forward to starting my tour of the UK in Birmingham on the 10th September - tickets and info https://t.co/9vV5UtlIvd
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.3M Followers 225 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld_
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Coffin Boffin @DrSamGeorge1
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BookCat @BookChatWeekly
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Titania @TitaniasRealm
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Emily Jane Rothwell �... @emjanerothwell
36K Followers 2K Following phd candidate +writer+historian• ♥️ history+art history, literary childhoods, books, fairy tales, old sites, nature, sports, music, dance, the cozy+kind•
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Helen Day @LBFlyawayhome
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A.A.Milne @A_AMilne
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2.3M Followers 12K Following The Illuminati, The NWO, The Occult, Symbolism, Truth. Email: [email protected] SOL Wallet: 6Ja8AMt2ZsgZD5gTwRMDKwCU4BRpaQqHQ3gEHVw8ym1F
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