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Jeremiah Burton @whatisjeremiah

Comedian, Writer, Biomedical Engineer Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2017
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Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente

5 years ago

$Amc $Nok $gme

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South Park @SouthPark

7 years ago

South Park premiered 21 years ago tonight!

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Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon

8 years ago

Oh - just so you know Dr.Evil will be in the monologue tonight. NBD. Watch the first 10 minutes of the Tonight Show on NBC. #DrEVIL #Fallon

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The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster

8 years ago

Hey library, maybe instead of renting out DVDs you stick to the encyclopedias and old newspapers. Leave the films to the pros.

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FOOWpod @FooWpod

8 years ago

THE RETURN!!! Check your iTunes on Tuesday at 4:20 AM for some @imtweedy @whatisjeremiah and extra special guest @henrykaiser! We're back, we're back, we're back! Maybe we should tell @BoardwalkAudio

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Jeremiah Burton @whatisjeremiah

8 years ago

My gf just asked if Ethan Hawke is Tony Hawk's brother... yeah, he is. #Sundance #Blaze

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iO West @iOWest

8 years ago

The Loft 2nite: 10p NASA Alternate Universe

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Jeremiah Burton @whatisjeremiah

8 years ago

Can't wait for Halloween - it's the only "appropriate" time I can dress up as Buffalo Bill and pass out candy without getting in trouble.

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Jeremiah Burton @whatisjeremiah

8 years ago

Can someone put a @krispykreme in hollywood already. I'm sick of driving to burbank to get my diabetes in doughnut form

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The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster

8 years ago

If you mention blockbuster to Rustin over at the fireworks tent he'll give you a bitchin deal on Bird 'Sploders.

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FOOWpod @FooWpod

8 years ago

Check out this week's guest, @JessKlein1's sketch team, Haymaker, at The Pack Theatre ow.ly/oaeW30e1w4X

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Jeremiah Burton @whatisjeremiah

8 years ago

I know how far @McDonalds is from my work. My healthy lifestyle was hoping the drive time would deter me. Nope

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Jeremiah Burton @whatisjeremiah

8 years ago

It seems to me whoever made this sign hates Cookie Crisp - or the satisfaction Chip the Wolf gets when he eats them... #griffithpark #haters

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Jeremiah Burton @whatisjeremiah

8 years ago

"Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit!" #RIP Martin Landau 🌹

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Cheerios @cheerios

8 years ago

@whatisjeremiah *taking notes*

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Jeremiah Burton @whatisjeremiah

8 years ago

I've crunched the numbers and analyzed all the data. Eating @cheerios using your hands as spoons is the most efficient way to ingest them

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Eric Jennifer @ericjennifer

8 years ago

I'll be on #AmericasGotTalent next Tues 7/18. Maybe give it a watch. #GoodBoyofComedy #goodjob

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Jeremiah Burton @whatisjeremiah

8 years ago

I bet Dwight Schrute is so efficient he trained his vestigial organs to be fully functioning @RainnWilson true/false?

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Jeremiah Burton @whatisjeremiah

8 years ago

One day my grandkids will find all my hard drives with the photos I never posted. Get ready for a lot of #tastefulnudes

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Jeremiah Burton @whatisjeremiah

8 years ago

Not sure if anyone @NASA was working on this but @Burger_Lounge beat you to it #physics #science

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